Scenario King

Mark my words I will be successful

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

I need to go to church tomorrow.

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

It sucks that one email from uber can ruin your day.

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

$100+ uber??? I guess I made it home safe.

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Ibuprofen pm was a bad ideas *4 hours later

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Deep sleep or couch surf...tis the question.

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Can't wait to wash my truck and get some sleep this afternoon

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Annnnnnd here we go again.

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Another very quiet cab ride..

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

I wish I tested beds for a living because I really want to be sleeping right now.

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

why don't we lock our refrigerators? 90% of my personal wealth is in there

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Might be getting a cold..o no

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

This morning actually isn't too bad.

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

If there was something in my fridge last night I ate it.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This will never get old https://t.co/zXC5pkPwxt

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Sub and head light fixed✔️

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Ready to knockout my 5 6 and 7th day on the epic local. Already paid for itself. #epiclocal

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

#DailyMotivation

[Scenario King @HogwartsHero]

Local 46 I guess.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Hello, is this Wendy? "No." Well, could you put Wendy on? "No sir, this is a Wendy's Restaurant."