Ryan Krebs

Reasonably entertaining. Habitually early. Likes mischief.
Cast as 7th friend "Pratt" in the Friends sitcom, but nothing was ever shot, written, or conceived.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

You won't find a better pinned Tweet than this.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

@KedrickStumbris That turnover was *absolutely massive* in the story of the game so far but the broadcast has yet to show a replay of it or mention it during play or at intermission. I’m dumbfounded.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

AI taking over? Fuck that. It’s 2025 and every Leafs game night I have to log into ESPN+ and search for the game instead of the damn app/algorithm/computer/robot saying, “Oh, I will first assume you’re here to watch the Leafs game for the 1,393rd time in a row? Here you go.”

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

Me, being a Leafs fan during the playoffs 1998 - 2020ish / Being a Leafs fan during the playoffs 2020ish - present

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

@FriedgeHNIC Hope the next HC finally lets Peyton cook.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

Divisional standings is the dumbest relic that still exists in all sports. (If you want to play a divisional-style schedule to cut down on travel, fine. But using it for standings is so dumb and unfair)

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

I made this for others who are in the fan Venn Diagram of the Toronto Maple Leafs and Will & Grace

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

Would you suspend me for tweeting about anyone you've suspended in the last 2 weeks, because they're real-time living in your head.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Any account doxxing real-time location info of anyone will be suspended, as it is a physical safety violation. This includes posting links to sites with real-time location info.

Posting locations someone traveled to on a slightly delayed basis isn’t a safety problem, so is ok.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

Every member of the media in Qatar, regardless of nationality, should leave immediately.

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@Steve_Dangle I think about this tweet every time he touches the puck. “It’s Malgin time.” I love it too.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

@drewmagary "Garden variety shithead" is SUCH a good and succinct slam on shitheads. Like, there are shitheads who have some sort of niche they use to be special that want to be called shitheads. "Garden variety" is delivering the most damning insult of all to them: unimportant.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

@JeffVeillette I would love a day when the leagues remove divisions and conferences altogether and it's 32 teams, top 16 make it. I think it would open up trades like this.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

This was the moment that went from "Ryan is a fanboy" to "Ryan has seen the face of christ, and he is Kyle Dubas"

[luke fox @lukefoxjukebox]

The smile to camera when Kyle Dubas traded down with St. Louis (Dominik Bokk) to draft future NHLers Rasmus Sandin and Semyon Der-Arguchintsev...

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

The far left wants universal healthcare. The far right wants to exterminate Jews. Don’t equate the two.

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

#AskCJ The story around Trotz earlier this season was that he wanted to come back and coach again, but probably not until December. Well, now it's December. Any leaders emerging for him? Can't imagine a Caps reunion, or could we?..

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

@JeffVeillette Luongo is the franchise leader in wins and shutouts… For a 52-year-old franchise (we’re not talking franchise leader for, like, Vegas). If that’s not enough to get the number raised (and in a sport that looooves to honor EVERYONE who ever played in some way), what are doing?

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

that's "smile to no smile" Leafs fan!

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

@mirtle

[Ryan Krebs @Hoigaard]

Argos!