austin

keep your head up king your naruto headband is falling

[austin @HokageAustin]

I think I downloaded the wrong Avatar 2

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Only five episodes in and it’s already the best storytelling this year.

[Bass 🇦🇺 @CBAS5S]

You willing to die for a Rolex ima need you to die for the logo @S1ickSzn

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

me and krypto boutta have a bark off competition in that theatre

[chris @ATR3lDES]

he’s the lisan al gaib in every universe

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I say I gotta skidaddle

[theburntpeanut @theburntpeanut]

BATTLE OF THE BUNGURAIDERS

@HutchMF IS RALLYING HIS FORCES IN THE SOUTH @timthetatman @Nadeshot @Symfuhny @NICKMERCS

BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, THE BUNGULATORS IN THE NORTH ARE ON THE RISE
@cloakzy @Myth_ @summit1g @RNGingy

@shroud & @xQc will you join us?

#TheBattleForSperanza #ArcRaiders

[austin @HokageAustin]

Happy Halloween from yah boy

[austin @HokageAustin]

Why does my son like listening to like euro club music wth

[#SurvivingJohnLynch🕊️ @SadNinersFan]

nothing but cutwater in my hydroflask since Sunday

[austin @HokageAustin]

@DanskiCS @Hydridaee @hasanthehun Damn bro you choke dogs that wild

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

They got sexy gene wilder from the bear playing Jabba the Hut’s son???? Fat motherfuckers can’t have anything

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

For years I have been a ronin, defending freedom of speech by calling things gay on podcasts but now, I pledge my microphone— my sacred weapon— to defend the first amendment. Jimmy Kimmel get behind me, I will protect you.

[austin @HokageAustin]

We replaced Moody with a different another Moody are you fucking me

[austin @HokageAustin]

Can wait to see what South Park does with this

[#SurvivingJohnLynch🕊️ @SadNinersFan]

rest in piss @jmoods13 @lmoody68 https://t.co/ouoyZsqkXR

[austin @HokageAustin]

We need to publicly execute Jake Moody

[austin @HokageAustin]

Leaving this app hit me up on Spotify messenger if you need me ✌🏼

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

If you think Dak Prescott spitting at the ground was innocent let me ask you this:

Imagine if his spit was a plane & the ground was the Twin Towers.

Yeah, not so funny now is it?

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Donald Trump is missing and you’re laughing? The leader of the free world slipped on a banana peel and fell down a well that made a really quiet sploosh noise at the bottom and you’re laughing?