Old Greggo my Eggo

Hic Rhodus Hic Salta. Shucks howdy. You can't take the sky from me.

[Old Greggo my Eggo @HokageMarx]

"Here, where the worker is regulated bureaucratically from childhood onwards, where he believes in authority, in those set over him, the main thing is to 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙗𝙮 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛."

- Karl Marx, October 13, 1868

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Tennessee has named true freshman Faizon Brandon the team's starting quarterback, sources tell @PeteThamel.

He'll be the first true freshman QB to start for the Vols in a season opener since 2004.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: USF has named Michael Van Buren Jr. the school’s starting quarterback. He’s a junior transfer from LSU/Miss State who has played in 17 games in two seasons and thrown for 2,896 yards and 19 TDs.

[Eric @bestballguy]

Metlife Turf Son or Electrical Substation Daughter?

[Old Greggo my Eggo @HokageMarx]

Jayden Daniels is why Subway got rid of the $5 footlong

[Anthony SanFilippo @AntSanPhilly]

Nothing like a little irony here in Iowa. In a game built, in part, around the story of Shoeless Joe Jackson and his second chance after being banned as part of the Black Sox scandal, there are gambling ads in each outfield corner.

[J.P. Long @SoxNotes]

The Red Sox are the 26th team in the World Series Era (1903-present) to go 30-5 or better in a 35-game stretch.

Each of the other 25 made the Postseason (10 of them won the World Series).

It’s the best 35-game stretch in Red Sox history.

[tricia. @trishadelphia]

january 6th except it’s every mlb fan that’s not a dodgers fan at dodgers stadium

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Leftists be like "The American government is so evil, I wish it had more money and power."

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

Orlando Bloom would be a beautiful name for a WBNA team

[Danny Parkins @DannyParkins]

Spain just cemented the best defensive performance in World Cup history completing a tournament where they allowed a record 1 goal and won the title with back to back clean sheets against the top two offenses of France and Argentina.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

It’s been real

[nick wright @getnickwright]

I’m so sad this Tournament is about to end.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[brady @revivedOTbrady]

the mlb draft is cool cause there will be like 3 people every year you know personally drafted in the 16th round

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico99]

Chris Yelich’s injury page is like a transcript of Chris Berman calling the HR derby

[Lochlahn March @lochlahn]

Dylan Cease is the first Blue Jays pitcher to start the ASG since Roy Halladay (2009). Cristopher Sánchez is the first Phillies pitcher to start the ASG since ... Roy Halladay (2011).

[Old Greggo my Eggo @HokageMarx]

Landon Donovan the player 💯

Landon Donovan the announcer 💩

[Old Greggo my Eggo @HokageMarx]

Odysseus has a Boston accent. Facts

[Old Greggo my Eggo @HokageMarx]

I thought that 2nd England goal was a damn replay of the goal they just scored. Impressive stuff from Bellingham

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal