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@Retron8 Biggest fan right here

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@EdWangsBurner 2007 kept us from going to the national title game... so... that one

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@peterboghossian Wait. Flash mobs are back?

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@rmnb Disappointing... but maybe we can claim Hellebuck off waivers soon.

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@kingconnor24 On the flip side, fresh from off-season Ovie is 238 like I'm 238

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@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 No

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@KingIcespike I'd be worried about getting stuck

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@Kim_Jong_Ilness I honestly don't mind the penguins nearly as much these days. Once we got our cup and got past them to do it, they aren't nearly as bad as Rags or Philly fans, who truly have no shit to talk these days.

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@rmnb Hes like a mean, outdoorsy Bryzgalov. I don't know if he's trolling, autistic or psychotic.

Whatever he is, he's exactly what the Oilers need right now

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@Flikethedog23 @kyledunnigan @kurtmetzger How dare you both. He was exploring a height-burdened identity at the time.

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@PaintedinG93916 @sammisilber People get hurt every year, we might see him and several other Hershey kids up on the big club. Just please God no centers or D.

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@rmnb We could also start declining penalties

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@rmnb Seeing the revamp... wonder when/how Cristall will find a way onto the roster.

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@rmnb Still wish they had let him go to philly... cause with that ridiculous deal, if he was anything less than the lovechild of Gretzky and Lindros they'd have hated him... for 8 long, cap-hogging years

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@rmnb The scan looks like it could be in Shrek 5

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@rmnb Lmao, bravo you

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@DisgracedProp They detained then arrested him without saying why, identifying him or reading him his rights. If he has means, this could go bad for those cops

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@VitoComedy Why they always hanging together?

(What for the "who?" then breakout megaphone for response)

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Strait of Hormuz? More like the Gay of Whormuz.

Tired of hearing about this bitch.

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@Rednu23 This is real, not a bit? Bummer if true. Loved your Breeders Cup vlog, do that again, that was fun and a well done vid.