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.@Eric_Schmitt is waking up for day 1 of officially being the dumbest memeber of Congress. He successfully unseated the long time champ @SenTuberville . Way to go Eric!!!
Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora.
He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks.
Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.
There is no doubt that @SenTuberville is the dumbest member of congress. Makes you wonder who dressed him each morning because no way this guy knows how to tie his own shoes.
COLLINS: But if someone was paying $2.98 a gallon before the war, and now they're paying $4.53, saying 'that's life' might not make them feel better
JIM JORDAN: Those are your words, not mine
COLLINS: You said that just now. I quoted you.
GOP Rep. Jen Kiggans thinks Hakeem Jeffries has "COTTON-PICKING HANDS":
Radio host: "Get your cotton-picking hands off of Virginia"
Kiggans: "That's right! Ditto. Yes. Yes, to that."
If you actually thought @realDonaldTrump was going to deliver on the gold trump phone and sent him a $100 “deposit/donation”, that says more about you than him.
King Charles to Trump: "You recently commented…if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German." "If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French"