Andrew Smith

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

@AmTourister Not much of a hanging bag...

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

@FoodLion apparently can't take a joke

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

@FoodLion Great price on the ice cream, but can you confirm the "hot sale" didn't ruin the product?

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

@mortonsalt Not many people read Latin anymore.

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

@espn @ESPNCFB The #spidercam is making me dizzy.

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

I don't know what I did to deserve this, but I woke up with a random @backstreetboys song stuck in my head. :/

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

@espn @ESPNCFB Please explain your math here...

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

#tbt with the roomies at Dixie Caverns @SaraHudsonn @HannahBeach617 @Eeerrriiccaaa

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

#tbt @mss3675 @treyster94

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

Dang it! With Geno gone, who am I going to draft for my fantasy team?

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

@Ernie_57 good times!

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

@Ernie_57 You can text me. Tell me all your Seegrids.

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

Bought a soda from a vending machine with a 5. Paid me back all quarters. It sounded like a slot machine jackpot.

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

I have 38 pages of data to put into excel. Excuse while I cry at my desk for awhile.

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

Supervisor: "how'd you get shafted with the night shift?"
Me: "I chose the night shift."
Supervisor: "self-shafted, nice!"

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

Sometimes at work, when I have ear plugs in, I sing out loud because I forget that people can hear me.

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

Zip tie use number 3728473: "zip ties can be used to affix a plastic hub cap to the metal wheel behind it." I just wish I got the picture.

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

I don't normally take a public stance, but SCOTUS did us one good today.

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

One time @DaWoodinator and I put a projection screen television in a canoe. #savethebay

[Andrew Smith @Hokie_Smitty]

There's two bottles on the hotel bathroom sink. Shampoo and conditioner, right? Nope. Guess who just washed his hair with body lotion...