Hollywood Holbrook

Corporate Analyst, Musician, Podcast Host, Softball Manager, Ordained Minister, Patriot, Lover, Hater

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Forgot I had a Twitter #MarchMadness

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So where you settling on @lenadunham ?

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Greg Hardy has said he's interested in starting a UFC career... Watch out Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm #UFC

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Do not forget Jim Schwartz and the defense in that win yesterday. #Schwartzylvania #FlyEaglesFly #BeastsInTheNFCEast

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Deaths happen in 3's: Jose Fernandez, Arnold Palmer, and my fear that the Eagles don't have a franchise QB #WENTZYLVANIA #FlyEaglesFly

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@barstoolsports UMass also admitted the Boston Marathon bomber. Coincidence? Inside job? #HarambeWasFramed

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Chip Kelly did more damage to Philadelphia than Hurricane Hermine

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@pauloturner80 on behalf of many Eagles fans, we're bummed by their decision, and wish you an awesome career, preferably not in the NFC East

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@barstoolsports @barst00lsports @BarSportsRpt #Harambe #Harambewasinnocent https://t.co/aNJLAl0PyX

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Sam Bradford had his feelings hurt. At least, for once, it wasn't his shoulder, ankle, knee, the same knee again, the other shoulder... #NFL

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The top two picks in the #NFLDraft2016 (Rams and Eagles), traded up to get quarterbacks, because Sam Bradford has ruined their franchises.

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Happy 75th Birthday to Freedom, Liberty, and Justice... I mean, Chuck Norris. #ChuckNorris

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The WWE wiped out less of Chris Benoit's history, than the Eagles did with Chip Kelly's history.

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When you're so drunk, even the schematics of an "Ask Madden" play don't make sense.

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John Kasich looks too much like Garry Shandling, and I'm nervous he's gonna whisper "Hail Hydra" at some point.

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@CoachNolan64 he should drink more of his marco rubio water from his State of the Union retort a few years ago

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Why does #MarcoRubio elbow bump instead of shake hands? Is he a germaphobe?

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Why does #JohnKasich seem less crazy than the others? Is it just less air time? Or does he actually have common sense? #GOPDebate

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#DonaldTrump is basically pulling the "scoreboard!" Move on #MarcoRubio .

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@Ed_Betts @RamboDelcoRadio I'm not going anywhere "like"