Courtney Scheuerman

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

.@JoeBiden and I are ready to get to work on behalf of the American people.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Courtney Scheuerman @HoldingCourt_]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Don’t worry, we got some Lysol on STAND BY

[Courtney Scheuerman @HoldingCourt_]

@adamraycomedy Amazing! So happy for you 💛

[Courtney Scheuerman @HoldingCourt_]

FINALLY 2020 is making sense #Kanye2020

[Sofiya Alexandra @TheSofiya]

A quick story to address comments like: "Women comedians aren't charting on iTunes because they're not as funny as men. Women comedians aren't booked as much because there are fewer of them."

[Candice Thompson @jokesbyCandice]

If you think you’re in an emotionally abusive relationship here is a really good resource that definitely helped me when I dated someone w a personality disorder. It answered a lot of my questions & helped bring closure
https://t.co/tNQ9ldVmhK

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Comics who think that protecting and excusing sexual abusers in our industry is "defending comedy" are the dumbest people alive. Defending comedy means standing up for the fellow comics and comedy fans who are being ABUSED by these assholes, you fucking idiots.

[Courtney Scheuerman @HoldingCourt_]

**GOOD NEWS** @realDonaldTrump just announced he’s putting tests in Happy Meals #americaforthewin #happymeals #testsforeveryone #fakenews

[Sammy Obeid @SammyObeid]

Per Newsom's orders, stand up comedy reopens tonight! (It was open yesterday)

@CobbsComedyClub presents this amazing FREE show

To watch, simply reopen your computer or phone

RSVP: https://t.co/6jBdd8ZsXk

@StephTolev
@Dustin_Ybarra
@ericschwartz
@jasoncheny
@HoldingCourt_

[Laugh Factory @TheLaughFactory]

SOme awesome #TuesdayThoughts for you. Come see LIVE #standupcomedy by this #awesome crew. Catch #Friends ⭐ @MichaelRapaport, Ian Talk ⭐ @IanEdwardsComic with @TheDrewLynch, @VinnyFasline, and @HoldingCourt_! Get your tickets NOW! #DontMissOUt

Tix - https://t.co/2C9DeqEXCA

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

Tonight at @HollywoodImprov lab ⭐️
8 PM w/ these gems
tickets: https://t.co/nU3O9iDegK

[NextGen Policy @NextGen_Policy]

A BIG thank you to the hilarious comedians for a great comedy show, and even better experience! A little laughter shines bright on the #studentdebt issues we encounter today. It’s time to #protectborrower NOW! @LoniLove @TreyElliot @HoldingCourt_ @vanessagraddick @SammyObeid

[NextGen Policy @NextGen_Policy]

@HoldingCourt_

[NextGen Policy @NextGen_Policy]

TONIGHT: Student loan debt is no laughing matter, but this lineup sure is! Join us for a FREE student loan debt comedy show starting at 3pm PST! Line up includes @LoniLove, @SammyObeid, @TreyElliot, @VanessaGraddick, & @HoldingCourt_