Hemorrhoid-Stan Account

Prodigal son from a long proud line of alcoholics.

[Hemorrhoid-Stan Account @HoleUpdates]

@Joshystan69 Dis waar

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@Joshystan69 Wait who the fuck is this????

[Joshy @Joshystan69]

happy birthday to @HoleUpdates !

this account remains committed to posting josh-indifferent content, but today is an exception

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Just been accused of being demon twink, the treatment is working.

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You can tell it's a holy day because several men are sending me detailed pictures of their anatomy on grindr.

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Guy who didn't want to hook up with me at the rave matched with me on hinge, nature is healing and so is my emotional state.

[🔻DEX🔻 @BussysaurusFlex]

he just hmu lmfao

[anis @JustUghhhhh]

my kidney everytime i pop a prep pill and take it raw

[Hemorrhoid-Stan Account @HoleUpdates]

I think we're very similar actually, in fact I can definitely see a little bit of you inside of me.

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I'd just like to know why I feel the need to blow on my tuna salad as if it's hot.

[🤍masterbeef🤍 @newgamertag]

recovering after painting trade feels like this

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My body is changing and so is my "taste".

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Taking a bold approach to exposure therapy for my fear of men by reactivating my Grindr account.

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I think people who put banana on pizza are descended from that evolutionary offshoot of monkeys that Homo sapiens beat to death with rocks for self-preservation.