King of all Buffets

sits down to pee, purely for comfort reasons

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

@Hermit_Thrush what ever happened to rooster dink pink

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

for attempting to start a civil war you are banned from our web site for 12 hours

[Radon Chong @MrButterChicken]

It's amazing how police actually can choose not to fire their guns even if they are in danger. Weird.

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

Being a trump supporter just became about as fashionable as being a pedophile.

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

I put gravy on my rice

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

I took a vitamin with wine

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

Ever poop so fast that you get light headed?

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

So many white people trying to be the best at COVID.

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

#420 (four twenty) is a slang word that means excellent, or very good. It’s synonyms would be Gucci or on fleek. It doesn’t have anything to do with marijuana flower like people think it does. #420facts

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

As a result of misbehaving, we have been grounded by Mother Nature.

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

I had a bowl out to make guacamole. A voice inside said “nah dude, you’re going to need a bigger bowl”. That was the right answer.

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

Where did that article go stating that 80% of coronavirus survivors have turned into homosexuals. #coronavirus #CoronaUpdate

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Gonna lose it if I don’t find my Mediterranean cookbook soon.

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I’m just gonna put it out there, but if Jesus was resurrected this year, the timing would be pretty decent. #Bible

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I'm thinking of trying cannabis pot plant flower, but only a little bit. If we're all going to die anyway, it might as well be by the Devil's weed plant overdose. #COVID420

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@WhiteHouse @POTUS Remember that time in 2018 when you disbanded the White House team that would have completely took care of this virus crisis properly. Yeah, how’s that working for you?

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Looking to get in on the ground floor of the Amero. How do I get my hands on some of that sweet legal tender? #covideconomy

[King of all Buffets @HolidayGoer]

There is one way to get this social distancing to take hold. Make it legal to kick anyone in the crotch that gets in your kick range. I want to know where to pick up my idea money for this game changer/humanity saver of an idea #SocialDistanacing