Holiday. Yes really.

I'm a smart aleck smarty pants.

[Holiday. Yes really. @HolidayRobin]

@Sprite My nephew Kane on his 3rd birthday!

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@rosesnbloom1 They're delicious when roasted or grilled. Boiled or steamed, they taste like soggy farts.

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My husband's complete and total joy after learning I will be making lasagna from scratch for his birthday was only eclipsed by learning I'm also making pineapple upside down cake.

[Holiday. Yes really. @HolidayRobin]

Amber: "The cat is....what's the word. I'm not sure how to say it... human-alized? Humanalized? That's it, right, humanalized?"
Me: "You mean domesticated?"

[Holiday. Yes really. @HolidayRobin]

@ColourPopCo Something's Burning with @bertkreischer

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Been waiting semi patiently for a Metro train at DCA. It's been 23 minutes, my back is a sweat slick and I would love a pizza RN.

[Holiday. Yes really. @HolidayRobin]

Every time someone on The Umbrella Academy refers to the house as "this shithole" or "this shitty old house" I want to scream. That place is gorgeous.

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@ColourPopCo Sequin and Twitterpated!

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@CharmedMagnolia @HalpernAlex Brined turkeys are the way to go. The drippings make the BEST gravy, too! The turkey haters have just never had a good one before.

[Holiday. Yes really. @HolidayRobin]

@yourmomSarita @HalpernAlex Thanks! For the little shavers, we trace their hands and put their name inside. 😊

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@HalpernAlex I started one last year. Everyone who comes signs my tablecloth, and then I embroider it in a different color thread for each year.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

america, you got this

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

I mean, what could go wrong?

[Carol Costello @CarolC]

Pittsburgh Steelers tribute. So awesome.

[Sarah McCammon📻 @sarahmccammon]

“Everyone’s saying, ‘Thoughts and prayers’...but where we go to pray it’s not even safe, so how are we supposed to do that?”

~Ellie Fleischer, 16. She attended Hebrew school at Tree of Life in #Pittsburgh

https://t.co/emJmdmEwGy

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@isnotjenforce https://t.co/csV27Ut4dI Basically an NCA helps make public improvements and builds things for the community.

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What goes on in Kroger bathrooms? One stall door completely missing, the soap dispenser ripped off the wall, complete with tile busted behind it...like who does this?

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

"Jealousy and envy are both energies...that are encouraging you to change and endeavour"

[Holiday. Yes really. @HolidayRobin]

My left lens/eye bugged me all day. I left work, went home, changed clothes, washed my face, replaced my contacts, redid all my makeup & got to my hair appt on time. Amazing.

[Holiday. Yes really. @HolidayRobin]

This woman is spending her entire hair appointment listing off her schedule to her stylist. "Wednesdays we have soccer and religion classes, Thursday is music, Saturdays are soccer games. I work Monday, Thursday and Fridays until 3 and every other Tuesday..."