Doc Hollandaise

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@letterboxd @KingJames @KevinHart4real @DraftKings You know things.

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@stickermule @stripeymew [Correction] ...support *a convicted felon* Not a good look. Peace out! ✌️

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@Kampy @stickermule Well said! I'm out!

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@crazyclipsonly Everyone. For paying $$ to see Coldplay.

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✔️ote 4 Reeeeves! 🐶 please & thankth! 👅💦🗳
#americasfavpet #barkthevote
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F*ck clowns.

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Thank you to @annielederman for mentioning Terrifier 2 & 3, so that I watch the first one! 🤡🔪 #octobermoviemarathon2022

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Ashamed to admit, I'm watching The Venture Bros. for the very first time 🤦🏻‍♂️ #S1E1

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But *how* did they find out that you heal a jellyfish sting by peeing on it? #WeTweet

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Before I exited, I had to use the facilities one last time. Urinals were taken, so I stall'd it. Previous dude missed 💩

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Guy next to me at the bar just took a snap of his...salad 🥗 You're at Chili's, dude. Chili's ToGo.

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Another guy next to me orders the 'big' sirloin. Chili's ToGo steak? Okay. After that, he wants a "fun margarita" and asks for...banana. Bartender was like, "Nuh-uh" 🍌🍹

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@Rockies b

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@tylerlyle @TheMidnightLA 🤤 11•16•21 @gothictheatre

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I grew up watching this Disney flick. And I finally found it! The Thanksgiving Promise! 35 years later, I find out @batemanjason is Steve Tilby?! 🤯
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@CheetoSantino! What are you doing?! Besides feverishly prepping for your set? I'm across the street, drinking fo' FREE, "prepping" for your show! Drinks on me?! 🤪

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@Rockies @CCron24 💜💜