tom hollands boof

when life gives u hacked twitters u make new ones || he/him || uga

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Why can’t someone invent a healthy cigarette? I thought this was the future.

[tom hollands boof @HollandsBoof]

We need to raise awareness for the toxicity that runs rampant in the dog community

[tom hollands boof @HollandsBoof]

I’m on a damn warpath to see that new puss n boots movie

[molly @molllllusk]

albie and portia deserve each other there’s not one damn brain cell between the two of them #TheWhiteLotus

[👽 @Geminibbby]

Aemond you one eyed bitch!! #HouseoftheDragon #HOTDFinale

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:

[Jake @JustJake]

Men used to go to war and now they sell b2b SaaS

[kim ✨ @youdidinthdark]

“consensual workplace relationship” is the skeeziest thing he could have included in there

[hannah ☁︎ @lilstinkfreak]

ned’s declassified divorce survival guide

[hermione granger @jayydee78]

who the fuck invented pet rent my cat is literally unemployed

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Finding $15 sitting in my Venmo balance and treating it like it’s my offshore bank account

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Sharpay in HSM 2 took all her friends to her father resort free of charge and even gave some jobs…but they still made her out to be the bad guy ??

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

why does a tire company decide the best places to eat

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Mfs get a Macbook and all of a sudden got work to do in public places

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw ET riding a bike in my neighborhood i would hit him with my car

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

dads will see an overwhelmed exasperated underpaid waiter and think “i bet what they really need rn is to riff with a stranger”

[jakeeee @huntychan]

kylie jenner saying under oath that blac chyna would ominously send her "👹👹👹👹👹" is what made me start using it LMFAO