Holley Turner

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[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

I hear the word unprecedented everyday. We gotta find some synonyms people.

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@jimmyfallon The only way I’m gonna survive this pandemic is if you promise that one day we will see slay it don’t spray it once again #slayit #slayitdontsprayit #JimmyFallon

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Californians: if you have any questions about voting in this election, please note that you can call the Voter Hotline at [phone].

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

You don’t get to bitch and moan unless you do it!

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@jimmyfallon A few years back we started passing out beers to the parents #NewHalloweenTraditions

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@jackalope_1 @JoeySantore We turned the closet into a desk! He loves it.

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

https://t.co/WfeEAboguv

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@jimmyfallon Sun’s out but no buns out #MySummerInSixWords

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@pattonoswalt What in the actual fuck was that!?!

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

Explained to my children what’s happening, and watched some of their innocence die when they learned black people fear being murdered by the police. I can’t imagine what it would be like to explain this to my children if we were black.

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@jackalope_1 That’s pretty awesome

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@jackalope_1 @hannahdimo Awesome!

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@jackalope_1 Okay, hit us with the next awesome idea during the summer so we can actually fit it in our schedules lol

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@hannahdimo I’m not moving to Portland, Hannah. It’s too cold and I hate vegan meats.

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

https://t.co/A6VuAh1SYU

[Holley Turner @HolleyKayTurner]

@jackalope_1 This one’s THE ONE 🙌🏽