Holli

She/her.Tiny person in The Big Apple. Fighting for social change. Fuelled by caffeine.

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@yunglarrydavid Send proof

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@ThatAgnes I’d love to! I fall down after two shandies now

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@JessHigdonn Yes. He wasn’t a random but like a coworker I think. But seriously what if her labor was traumatic? People have no clue.

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Not the guy on the train asking someone how what their first labor experience was like. Fuck off!

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@JessHigdonn Congrats 🎉

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@JessHigdonn Oooh when are you taking me out???!

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@yunglarrydavid @JessHigdonn Cash or cheque?

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@yunglarrydavid Perfectionist tendencies much?

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My gf got me a Zelda game today and then told me she got a new gf bc I didn’t talk to her for multiple hours 🤣

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@stuartgooch in a fancy Irish bar and they are playing ABBA and Build me up Buttercup on new years feels like I’m back in my prime at Lucky J’s!

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I miss this ice cream!

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Day 2 of getting back into the gym and I already hate it. I mainly sit on the equipment and lament how this was much easier in my 20s.

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@averybonner dead ass

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My girl turns to me yesterday and says “the best thing about dating an older woman is … I get to see you go through menopause first” 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@JessHigdonn Catching up to me! 😉

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@BlocParty so sad that the only US tour date is on the west coast 😭 Please head east New York City needs you!!

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Just ordered 5 (!) cardigans in the sale from @Bloomingdales and got a MAC lipstick for $10 and a free mascara! Wow! I’m not ok.

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@JessHigdonn Been there

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I just saw someone vacuuming their driveway