Spite 🫖

Former technical communicator and editor, current UX researcher. Folklore, mythology, and art history enthusiast. I came in last on Jeopardy!. she/her

[Spite 🫖 @HollyInTheTrees]

I had to negotiate with the principal of the school. Meanwhile, the mountain lions are back. They swam through the bay and were sitting on the sand, watching. To get the dress, I had to shift some tourists away from the cats and move the man's house to a nearby bluff. As you do.

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I returned to the dream city last night. This time I was walking around in this stupid spangly body suit and I wanted "real clothes," so I descended many levels to a store that was a Ren Faire booth/goth club/Montessori school.

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I get there after some travails involving the ocean and mountain lions, and find the perfect gown. (Yes, a ren faire costume is my dream-self's idea of "real clothes.) It was $555, which I didn't have, but it was green velvet with yellow and purple violets embroidered on the hem.

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@fattygustave @nowheretoheidi That's kinda close to what it looked like!

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I just visited an entire city-world in a dream. It was called Bokking and I was trying to get from one level of the mall where I lived to another by climbing up the shaft or something called the glide train, which was this floating, undulating contraption that looked like

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@K8Nowicki @Mognet_T @uleesees @rafaelshimunov Heh, I had the same reaction after the bark-laugh

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@K8Nowicki @Mognet_T @uleesees @rafaelshimunov They did this and then tweeted what I think is an exchange from my little pony friendship is magic at each other

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A koi wind sock. The mall had shops called things like Fuck the Deck and Bella Kate’s. My neighborhood was at 6260 Quaddrone Square, which was a converted gym. At least I had access to garden space. Not everyone did.

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@anthrodiva The temptation before my better judgement seizes me tho

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Want an MA in Magic? Come to USC!

I'm overjoyed to announce that the University of South Carolina’s Department of History has officially launched 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 as a new graduate theme, the first of its kind in North America.

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@Mognet_T @uleesees @rafaelshimunov Someone the other day posted the deeply cringe “pretend airplanes are shooting stars” exchange and oh how I cackled

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@anthrodiva If you can, take the water taxi over to west Seattle ❣️
Absolutely beautiful views

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@anthrodiva Hahhaha they stopped making it like 15 years ago at LEAST, oh my

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@agamemnus_dev @arahman97 @abigail1963 Back when I was not quite extremely online, I unwittingly used this guy on a persona poster that was prominently displayed all over the engineering floor of our office. Sadly appropriate

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

How wonderful that there are those who think even a sidewalk to one's house should be a thing of beauty. I would love to have such a path in my garden.

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@dobbin_joshua Hahah ew
My dad has one and my sister said “it’s like taking a shit in a recliner”

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@anthrodiva I still miss Estée Lauder Divine Wine

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@anthrodiva Welcome!! I hope you’re having a wonderful time.