Holly

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Okay this is just Nazi propaganda

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

Kendrick has inspired me. I realize I have maybe not been hating to my full potential

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

I'm sorry to every astrology girl I ever doubted. I'm finna go find out what time I was born right now and get my whole chart who tryna give me a reading

[Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea 🇺🇸 @Talyn777]

Picked up my 15 yr old today and she began telling me how this girl was going around school saying goodbye to everyone because god was coming for her today and that it was the end for all of them. She was upset, crying.

Parents, stop doing this to your children.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

A Black woman in Mississippi reported her son missing and went 7 months with police telling her they couldn’t find him.

She sent them photos, begged for updates, and implored them to put his story on the news.

It turns out they knew where he was all along. An hour after he left his house he was struck and killed on the highway by an off duty police officer.

They hid his body in the morgue for months without ever notifying his family despite there being a prescription bottle with his name on it found at the scene.

Then they buried him in a pauper’s field with nothing but a number identifying him as corpse # “672”.

https://t.co/SM4Txljd6E

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Me explaining my latest hyperfixation to my friends

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

In 2010-2014 people would show you a video and it would be something like this and you just had to politely wait for it to be over.

[kira* @kiracantmizz]

This is where Huskies wanna be but y’all got them in Texas and Florida💀

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Do we all have that friend that when you go out with them it feels like they’re a local politician who knows everyone on earth and you’re their weird mute friend who just left the house for the first time in 8 years and is learning to smile again

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Does anyone have any other sources to corroborate this? We’re only seeing it on right-wing news sites.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

imagine what twitter will be like on the day e*** m*** ****

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you people will be like i can excuse the human trafficking but i draw the line at wearing a corset

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

The devil doesn’t look like red lights and songs about sex.

He looks like a trusted pastor telling you he’s sorry, he’s not going to report your attacker to the police, your attacker is just too important to the ministry — and are you sure the attack wasn’t really your fault?

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

My child never returned home from the fourth grade because people in Texas love guns over children…So, if you’re wondering how life in a red state is …..

[River Page @river_is_nice]

if you can't understand why someone would feel violated and upset by this you should be in jail

[Satan @s8n]

snitch

[Sigurd the Mighty @MightySigurd]

I am so tired of living like it's the 1600s. Can I afford eggs at the market? Are my friends gonna die in the plague? Puritans coming for my sinful lifestyle. I want some modern problems. Modern Problems