Holly Patora

Artist, graphic designer.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The news is real. The president is fake.

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@kathygriffin I wouldn't have apologized I love what you did Trump is a piece of shit !

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Old people love sherbet.

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@SarahKSilverman Here we go back to the Dark Ages

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@kushsoul Are you talking to me?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Every time Trump signs something, I think of how that pen he's using once dreamed of a better life: writing poetry, scratching butts, etc.

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When someone tells me to go f@ck myself is that really a bad idea.

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Pretty much the xylophone is the most used instrument in every quirky movie preview, I mean xylophone players must be rich and worn out.

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3 followers woohoo I can't keep count!

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I'm back from the Facebook blackhole too many people don't understand my jokes just need a place to express my weird mind

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#NewProfilePic

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#NotReallyButMaybeAFact People with no teeth can smell your fear.

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You know you have been with someone to long when you argue about toilet paper.

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I watch too many cooking competition shows, whenever I mess up dinner I tell myself to pack up my knives and go your time is over!

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@midnight Knights of the round bowl. #HighHistory

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@juliusleaf And want to add there is Muthaf-ckin snakes on the Muthaf-ckin plane bitch!

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

You've Got Aids. #RuinARomCom @midnight

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When I see my neighbor and we wave at the same time I feel like I fulfilled no.1 on my bucket list or maybe no.12.

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My baby did this on his own, he likes to caress my hand it is too cute for words!