Holly Schaner

Searching for Waldo since 1992

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I'm an adult, but not like a real adult #adulting #life

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@queenestherjoy Bang, bang, bang

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I’ve paid entirely too much in parking tickets lately, you think I would learn but apparently not

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I legit left a candle burning the whole night, exactly what I was taught not to do growing up...what kind of badass have I become 😬😂

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Side note my manager just checked in with me at 11pm to be sure I found cute outfits for LA, I’ve never felt more loved and cared about

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It sounds like my upstairs neighbors watch old scary movies every night before bed, I always hear the horror music around 10 or 11...maybe this is something I should be concerned about #apartmentliving

[♏ Tamara 💀 @Ratama84]

Probably my favorite thing during hurricane season are all the hilarious posts! #HurricaneDorian2019

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“Look at it, it’s beautiful!” Drunk friend describing a new Publix in town 😂 #publix

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Quotes of the night:
“The only thing that touches this ass is Calvin Klein”
“Explain the cold to me”

[FOX 5 DC @fox5dc]

🦀CRAB INVASION🦀 They're baaaaack! Hundreds of crabs were spotted creeping and crawling around a Florida neighborhood! 😳 STORY: https://t.co/IxQwa55y4h

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I also was told by a customer that “I should work at the morgue” today so yeah things are going great

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I mean my plan was just to drink wine and watch the office anyway but like I’m still offended

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How are they going to cancel first Friday? Like it’s a whole day? You can’t stop it from happening 🤷‍♀️

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@queenestherjoy @BANGenergy Bang all day 🙌 lmao 😂

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My favorite past time in my new city seems to be to park in a random spot to avoid paying for parking and then trying to find it in the dark 🤷‍♀️😂

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@Swizzle_Dick What is this google you speak of lmao 😂

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I’ve been trying to find a Taco Bell in this town for almost a month and I finally found one! Omg! My heart is complete ❤️

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Watching a documentary on Scientology as you’re surrounded by Scientology is so bizarre

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Lesson learned from a drunk night in a new city: always drop a pin

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@queenestherjoy Oh my 😬😂😂