Holly

Psychotherapist.CowboyBoots.Rum.Beards. PrettyDeadThings - Instagram: hollythornback

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My new Covid hobby is turning terribly written Facebook posts into poetry.

I call this one ‘Unconditional’

#badgrammar #funnyfacebookpost #turninguglyintoart #grammarfail #poetry

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@rickygervais My friend was attacked and his dog was threatened and stolen while he at another dog’s memorial event. Please could you share? We just want her home safe!

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@KITKAT Thanks for replying! South London, UK.

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@KITKAT am I missing the Kit or the Kat part?

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#TheProgram on Netflix. Go watch it. One of the best documentary series I’ve EVER watched.

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Latvia’s Eurovision entry is so good it made a man attractive.

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@fever333 were un-fucking-touchable at Wembley tonight. Takes pure emotion and passion to make an arena feel like a club gig.

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Watching Tattoo Redo on Netflix and that was 100% a vagina on the alien’s forehead. 100%.

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Tell me you’re stressed without telling me you’re stressed…
You cry in @AldiUK because they’re not stocking Honey Nut Pillows anymore.

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@ChilliReen Babe, you need to get yourself on some foot sites! You’d make a killing!

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@ChilliReen Babe, I shredded the pics when I got to the office. I’m going to need to dye my hair, be less stressed and have at least a few good night’s sleep before I try again. I looked like Wednesday Addams’ zombie aunt.🤮

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There is nothing more humbling than a passport photo.

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Anyone in the UK, who takes their dog out in heat like this, is a cunt. Pass it on. ✌🏼

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Why couldn’t we have just entered Sam again? #Eurovision2023

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If you don’t look at your dog and want to smoosh them so hard they become pocket sized, you don’t deserve them.
Just look at him!!! 🥹

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Pure happiness is working from home on a rainy day, with a hot water bottle shoved in your hoodie pocket and coffee so strong it touches your soul.

[Women's Aid @womensaid]

Are you aware of the #EmergencyAlerts siren happening this Sunday 23 April at 3pm? We understand you may be keeping your phone hidden from an abuser. We’ve created an #Android guide so you can opt out of alerts to keep your device from being detected.
👉 https://t.co/ATyEbdpZop

[Women's Aid @womensaid]

Are you aware of the #EmergencyAlerts siren taking place this Sunday 23 April at 3pm? We understand you may be keeping your phone hidden from an abuser. We’ve created an #Apple guide so you can opt out of alerts to keep your device from being detected.
👉 https://t.co/ATyEbdpZop

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No one told me that getting older would involve playing the game ‘mole or chocolate?’ as much as I do.

It was a mole and I was disappointed .

[This Morning @thismorning]

Do you know how to check your breasts properly?

@Sara_Kayat shows you the simple way to check your breasts for signs of breast cancer. #ThisMorning

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@NiallHarbison Yoda - my Romanian rescue bestie.