Holly DubB

Hibachi Enthusiast.

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@sur_rules I have always said this.

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You know what's underrated in 2023, in this economy? Cows milk. Not even the organic kind. The cheaper the better, and we all know it tastes better.
Almond milk is for 2020 money.

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My son waking up this morning, realizing he couldn't hang, and he missed the ball drop:
"But, Mom! I couldn't help it! My eyes were so tired! ...ugh, I should have blinked more."
#HappyNewYear2023

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@LipstickatBkfst We had a wind up radio that we used to listen to Wheeling's semi pro football games around the fire...everyone took turns winding it back up when it died 🤣 But it was quality stuff lol

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You know you grew up in Appalachia if your family's tent, radio, folding chairs, and cooler were purchased with Marlboro points.

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Every adult women's shirt from Target shrinks and pills after one wash and you know I'm right.

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You know what I want to do on a day like today? Lay in a tanning bed for 20 minutes listening to the radio.

I'm just going to say it. I miss it.

It is 2022. Where is the healthy tanning bed? Where is it? I'm disappointed.

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7 Year Old Son: "Mom, I was in class and I sneezed and snot shot out, but then I whipped my head back and caught it in my mouth."

Me: Omg!!!That is disgusting!!

Son: "Ok, but don't you think it's awesome how I did that?"

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Listen, @taylorswift13 is for all of us former English Lit majors lost in a STEM world. We need her.

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Timehop makes me hate myself.
If we could just omit 2005 and 2006
...and like one thing from last year.

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It's not that I am cheap.
I just hate waste.

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I'm like really vulnerable to joining a cult right now.

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Charter schools are segregated schools.

Even if you don't want to hear it.

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My cat knocked over the fish tank and that asshole is still alive and swimming.

We have had the same hermit crab since 2018.

This is bullshit.

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If you enjoy chicken without it being deep fried or drenched in sauce...how?

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I thought my son's fish died, but it didn't.

Dammit.

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Who can afford to shop at @dickssportingss in this economy?

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The passive aggression in a mcdonalds two lane drive thru.

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I am always going to pick the seat in the back of the room. Every meeting, every class.

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@LipstickatBkfst I mean, they took me down lol