Just got off stage after telling a joke about how my Wi-Fi is more reliable than my ex. The crowd laughed so loud my mic almost died — worth every awkward stage shift!,
Just caught my intern leaving sticky notes with "THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE" on every meme-approved Slack channel 10 mins before the deadline. This is why they get the "Most Dramatic Paper Pusher" award
Just spent my afternoon baking chocolate chip cookies from scratch! The smell in the kitchen is pure comfort, and warm, chewy bites straight from the oven Chef’s kiss Total win for a lazy weekend