Holly Anderson

I love Jesus, dogs & lemondrop martinis. Work in canine behavior, caretaking, and rescue fostering. I've raised three boys & they all lived to tell. Hallelujah!

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

@tshirtsaleol Nice steal from someone else’s custom design. 🖕🏼

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

#DumpsterFire2020 continues as Comcast shuts out the midwest from the world and now it’s sunny while hailing outside my house.

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Amen.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Think of the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you.

Got it?

Now multiply that by 999 trillion.

Still not even close.

Happy Good Friday.

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

In his press conference, Indiana governor Holcomb “cannot stress enough” that we all do our part in social distancing, not gathering in groups of more than 10, etc., while standing among at least 10 people on stage along with all the press in the room.🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

@duplinwinery Mothervine!

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Dear @INSpineGroup - I drive by your campus on 31 every morning at 6am, and your beautiful holiday light display absolutely makes my whole day. THANK YOU!

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Whether or not you pull apart string cheese and eat as strings should be a standard part of psychopath screening. #teamstrings

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Greeting cards for Halloween? Humanity had lost its way.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Absolutely insane that a presidential candidate doesn't understand the hypocrisy of posting these two tweets back to back:

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Life is short. Take the nap. #midwestbullies

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

This is the first July 4th that I’ve had off from work caring for boarding dogs in 10 years. TEN YEARS, Y’ALL. #GonnaGetCrazyUgly #AlreadyIs

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Day one of the 2019 #TenderloinTrail is here! #CopperStill FTW! #TenderloinTuesday #IndianaBornAndBreaded #IJustMadeThatUp 🤣

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

Sobbing, missing my grandmother. Yeah, it’s been 35yrs, but, she loved me.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

If your pastor delivered an incredible version of "Believer" by Imagine Dragons at church this morning with a 17-member backup band, fog machine, and light show but failed to mention even a single sentence actually found in the Bible...it might be time to find a new church.

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

@wzpl You’re there. In all you’re glory. THANK GOD for all of us early workers! #BlastOn

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

It’s @Colts GAME DAY! Put those ‘skins in the dawghouse! Go, Dad @Joe , go!
#RuffEmUp #Colts #SteveTheGSD

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

A game is a GAME. Go, Dad @JoeHaeg59, go!
#RuffEmUp #Colts #SteveTheGSD

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Hoosiers can now buy alcohol on Sundays. Good grief - what next? We trade in our horses for single-engine personal trains that just move us along? ANARCHY.

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Do we all need to write it 100 times on the chalkboard? "Never trust a Patriot. Never trust a Patriot. Never tr..." #stayclassynewengland #Patriot #JoshMcDaniels

[Holly Anderson @Hollytex]

Hey, @smileyradioshow - your mom is a genius. #PocketDiet #NoMoreGrapefruit