Dylan Holmer

BisoNation. Minnesota Nice.

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

Working hard for what you want makes you appreciate it so much more when you finally get it, keep that in mind.

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

Guys in a small town bar:

Feat. @CharlieBerens

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

@Billy4Brown Hahah 😂 that damn cast

[Billy-onaire @Billy4Brown]

@Holmer22 Happy Birthday

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

Bailey thought she had a telemarketer calling her today and finally answered and yelled "quit calling me or I'll shoot you". Turns out it was the hospital returning her call 😂😂

[Joe Braml @AMS_Joe]

It’s a necessity.

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

Yesterday I put $20 in the slots for the heck of it and won $727. Tonight I put in $15 just because, won $226. I need to buy a lottery ticket ASAP

[Zac Galifianakis @ZacGalifianakis]

I feel like potatoes don't get enough recognition for their versatility.

Breakfast? Hash browns.

Fast food? Fries.

Fancy dinner? Baked potato.

Holidays? Mashed potato.

Relaxing at home? Chips.

Party time? Vodka.

There's a potato for every occasion.

Thank you, potato!

[Archive: Senator Jon Tester @SenatorTester]

I was just handed a 479-page tax bill a few hours before the vote. One page literally has hand scribbled policy changes on it that can’t be read. This is Washington, D.C. at its worst. Montanans deserve so much better.

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

@ba_gibbs ITS TOO EARLY FOR THAT, PLZ DONT START

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

Stepped on a rattle snake this morning, pretty sure I had a mini heart attack. But hey I didn't get bit so that's a plus right 😅🐍🚫🤦🏻‍♂️☠️

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

Pretty bummed I haven't been able to watch enjoy shark week at all

[Drought Center @DroughtCenter]

US #Drought Monitor 7 18 17: Drought intensifies in northern Plains, up to 10.6% of Lower48; D4 "exceptional" added to MT, ND

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

If I had to interrogate someone I would just lock them in a room full of mosquitos, wouldn't be long before they'd want out. #ImEatinAlive

[Caylor Rosenau @caylor_rosenau]

Waiting 45 mins while the girlfriend gets ready when we are already late.
Her- "OMG, you don't have your shoes on, now we're gonna be late."

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

just wait for it... https://t.co/PxvrqJapyw

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

@ba_gibbs well yeah I was using a 22...

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

Really sendin it this time https://t.co/BeXC332XMh

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

Send it https://t.co/RDnk0RnCiu

[Dylan Holmer @Holmer22]

@Ajmay19 the guy driving is totally something you would do! Cracks me up! https://t.co/l45WHmqNJF