John Holmes

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[John Holmes @Holmes911John]

@johndixonbeck @JoJoFromJerz Send a Carney!

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@JoJoFromJerz Soylant Green burgers

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@Hazalizy 195

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@BLackgold_5 Most airlines mandate that if the wheels become unweighted after initial touchdown, the pilot should initiate a go around.

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@KirkLubimov Quebec strippers at Mar-A-Lago?

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@Starlink Is there a tariff?

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@CalltoActivism Eat some pussy!

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@sp500_trades Nope, not what they ride or how they ride.

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@JoJoFromJerz JD Vance brings a whole new meaning to the phrase
“more cushion for the pushin”

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@JoJoFromJerz Ronald McDonald.

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@EdKrassen Fair enough, both candidates test, but do it on a hair sample so we can see what they’ve been doing in the last few months, not days.

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@ScienceGuys_ Stacking cannonballs on a rack called a monkey on a ship, cold weather made rack shrink and cannonballs roll off. Brass racks shrank less so cannonballs don’t roll off. Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

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@DaveEDanna Good for you, you’re worth the effort.

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The CTV tweet went up 20 mins after he said it in HOC.

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@MrsAndy73529976 @MaryLTrump Really feeling it, Donny? It won’t be long now, you’ll be biting your lip again!

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@CalltoActivism She just gained another fan.

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@RCdeWinter 4/ Trump gets home late and tries to not wake anyone up,. He goes into the bedroom, no lights on, and gets undressed. Remembering what Hunter said, he gets the little fellow out and whacks it on the bedpost three times. From the darkness, Melania says “Hunter! Is that you?”

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@RCdeWinter 3/ I take it out and what it on the bedpost three times, it seems to get the blood flowing.