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Hou. TX Hometown Akron OH
HOUSTON COUGARS. CLE Guardians/Browns/Cavs

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@tkzwalt

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“I don’t know how to swim, Dad.”

“And with an attitude like that you’ll never learn.”

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

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[Angie G @MomAngtrades]

If Back to the Future was remade today Doc and Marty would travel back to 1996

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@LanceZierlein @YouTube I've posted this in the YouTube thread. Fall '92, my last semester at UH. Walked out of class to see them playing at the UC Satellite. Bought their CD. Went to see them at Fitzgerald's. Briefly chatted with Gwen and Tony Kanal (bass). Pretty cool.

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@tkzwalt The more I see of this guy, the more I like him.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

When I was White House communications director, Stephen Colbert was making cartoons of me every night.

He called me a Jersey Shore cast member, Tony Soprano on the Potomac.

He was taking a can opener to my forehead for eleven days straight.

After I got blasted out of the White House I consulted with a PR guy.

He told me to buy a villa in Tuscany and disappear and that I’d never recover from this.

So I went on Colbert’s show.

I asked him to sign the cartoon to my mother — because she watched his show every night.

The lesson is simple: You have to let things go.

And when you do, you win.

Don’t misunderestimate, as George W. Bush would say the culture war going into 2028.

Let it go and focus on getting your ideas across.

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@CodyC64 @TexasTechFB @TexasTech TLDR. Go Coogs!

[Houston Athletics @UHCougars]

Once a Coog, Always a Coog 🐾🔴

We are highlighting Mandola’s Deli, owned and operated by Houston Alum, Joseph Mandola and family!

We are #BuiltByHouston 🧱

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@tkzwalt

[Houston Athletics @UHCougars]

Once a Coog, Always a Coog 🐾🔴

We are highlighting Mandola’s Deli, owned and operated by Houston Alum, Joseph Mandola and family!

We are #BuiltByHouston 🧱

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@tkzwalt

[Paul Williams @thepaulwilliams]

Started lifting weights again two weeks ago.

Aged 49.

The result is that everyday.

An entirely different part of the body.

Becomes entirely unusable.

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@tkzwalt

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

Today we wish a happy 80th birthday to President Trump. Here are 9 FACTS that the mainstream media won’t admit

1. He invented commercial real estate
2. He’s defeated inflation
3. He’s defeated Iran
4. 3 successful marriages, 5 kids, 21 grandkids
5. He’s deported more illegal immigrants in 18 months than all other presidents combined
6. I got gas for less than $1 a gallon today and was paying 10X that under Biden
7. He is the most devout Christian president in history
8. No president has read or loved the Bible like him. He even made his own
9. He’s now the oldest president in history

Thank you, sir. Our greatest president, Benjamin Franklin, is looking down at you and smiling

[Hugh Janus MBA @HughJanus1960]

@HoopsVisionTTU Fixed it for you!! Something a little more his style

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@tkzwalt

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

Governor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room.

The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party.

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

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[Allen Baseball Club @Allenbb13]

Word is Banditos founder Ray DeLeon was hit in the head last night by a foul ball last nigh and had to be life flighted to hospital. Please keep Ray and the rest of the Bandito Nation in your prayers. Humanity above all.

[Aaron Grant @aarongrant2025]

Blessed. Go Coogs 🐾

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Koziol down there somewhere 🤝

@Dream_Finders | @UHCougarFB

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@tkzwalt

[NFL @NFL]

When former @Browns offensive line coach Bob Wylie gave us an all-time mic'd up moment 😂 @NFLFilms

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[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This is how my parents used to say how they got to school

[John Kurtz @jlkurtz]

Houston gained a lot of fans today for that game on September 18th.

Houston Cougars = America's team?

[Holmes Ukraine @HolmesUkraine]

@CLEsportsTalk There's only one correct answer. JIM BROWN.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Trump is desperately trying to get this video removed from social media!

You know what to do! 🤣🤣

[Houston Baseball @UHCougarBB]

DJ LeMahieu chimes in on our new skipper 🫡