Tormund Holmesbane

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pronouns: Him/Thon/Here, cunt

[Tormund Holmesbane @Holmes_D_83]

"What in under fuck was he doing in Sri Lanka anyway?"

- my Da, ever the political pundit.

[BELTS @SaintBelta]

@HisHolyLord

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@_5I50_ @MumbrianSpinner @lillai23 @ThaiBill2 You eat Bountys upside down to get the veiny feel...

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PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN, NAZARETH

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@_5I50_ @MumbrianSpinner @lillai23 @ThaiBill2 At least my nubbin isn't clad in leopard print

[Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang]

Did John Noakes fuck his dog? The answer to this plus more nonsense and noncestalgia is in September 84's Acceptable in the 80s - Out now on your usual pod provider

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@jsmyth91 Fun fact, I'm related to Jayne Wisener, the actor he said that to.

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@johnnyutah66 "And this is your foster grandad..."

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@ThaiBill2 We all do. It's beyond a fucking joke now.

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@lillai23 @_5I50_ Id pump ye

[Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang]

Oh wow! A zeitgeisty new song about President Biden!
No. It's the exact same song as usual with a few words changed.
https://t.co/ZJ7DwV8z6Q

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@_5I50_ @ThaiBill2 @HisHolyLord GIS A GOBBLE

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@ThaiBill2 @HisHolyLord @_5I50_ Id swim through a mile of her diarrhoea just to suck the cock of the last fella that rid her

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It's Easter Saturday.

Jesus is coming.

Hide the porn.

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@lillai23 @MumbrianSpinner @_5I50_ And a collection of zetatoys

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@MumbrianSpinner @lillai23 @_5I50_ I bet you've a cuck chair that Lidl Middle Aisle Will Smith gets made to sit on too

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@MumbrianSpinner @_5I50_ @lillai23 Vin Kerosene...less combustible and cheaper...🤣🤣🤣

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@MumbrianSpinner @lillai23 @_5I50_ Alright albino Jada Pinkett Smith settle the fuck down there

P.S. love you as well 🤣🤣🤣

[Tormund Holmesbane @Holmes_D_83]

@lillai23 @_5I50_ Oh fuck you and anyone who looks like you xoxoxo