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"Jedi" known as "Wonder Woman" sought for questioning. "She will join us... or die," Moff. #HoloNet
Ongoing hostilities enters 40th year. Citizens surprisingly still in favor of more of these star wars. #HoloNet
"Retired" Imperial Agent codenamed Cipher 007 has died. "He never slept on the Empire's time," Moff Moneycredit. #HoloNet
Imperial incursion onto Verpine-held world results in casualties. #HoloNet
"Star Wars" is science fiction tale of lazy peasant, whose neglect of agricultural quotas leads to destruction of his friends and family.
Passenger transport company embraces Sith customer service techniques. #HoloNet
System with "too many planets" discovered. Imperial scientists "are seeking a solution to this problem," Moff. #HoloNet
Sister of top military commander confirmed to indoctrinate youth. #HoloNet
Aliens get uppity. Stormtroopers to be deployed "very soon," Mouth-of-Emperor Bannon hissed at press indoctrination. #HoloNet
The last Jedi identified, targeted for elimination. "We're sure this is the last one this time," claims Moff. #HoloNet
Emperor prepares for great inaugural event on Coruscant tomorrow. In his own words: "I will execute hundreds." #HoloNet
Empire releases further proof that Hutt agents sought to influence Imperial Senate elections. Citizens respond by learning Hutt. #HoloNet
Imperial Intelligence reveals that Senate elections have been sliced by Hutt agents. Public opinion remains unconcerned. #HoloNet
Emperor on attempt to nix Senate ethics panel: "Without a space station only the bureaucracy will keep the local systems in line." #HoloNet
Well played, Emperor. #HoloNet
Alderaanian princess dead from natural causes. "She was our last loyal senator." -- Sen. Antilles, Alderaan. #HoloNet
BREAKING: Alderaanian princess on "mercy mission" suffers attack en route. #HoloNet
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