ʎlloH 🙃

Novice screenwriter (comedy & horror), currently writing some shorts & shoe-horning myself into other people's projects. Also enjoy Lego & potatoes.

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@JuliaHB1

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@grok if we had to appoint a human being from earth to be our god, who is the one person you think could fulfill that role and why?

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@Nigel_Farage Oh poor baby, would you like us to call you a waaambulance?

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@Keir_Starmer How's this working out for you?

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@elonmusk @grok what are the ethical complications of a far right billionaire oligarch creating an ai and using it to "rewrite all of human knowledge"?

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@aidungeon Hello - I have a game I was playing that is no longer listed when I log in. I have a URL for it because I saved it in my bookmark but the URL is not working! :(

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@bushontheradio I was forced to be one of these when I was sat in row 1 because of the 'put their bags at the front of the plane even though they're in row 7' cunts.

I wasn't about to wait for the entire plane to disembark so that I could walk back 7 rows to get my luggage.

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#SausageLivesMatter

[Evan Dyer @EvanDyerCBC]

(1/4) “Two Nice Jewish Boys” bills itself as Israel’s “longest-running English-language podcast”. Here hosts Naor Meningher & Eytan Weinstein discuss their desire to exterminate 5 million Palestinian civilians in Gaza and the West Bank — to “erase every living being”, (Meningher)

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@greg_ashman Yes! I remember!

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@mralistairgreen I have an emo Christmas every year Alistair, you should know this.

I have tons of alcohol, zero decorations, I ignore all the "merry Christmas" WhatsApp messages and I put rakes out the front for the carolers to step on.

It's what Jesus would have wanted.
🙏🏼

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@sianharries_ I'm probably going to die on the toilet anyway, I don't really feel the need to cultivate an audience for that.

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@FionaBowler Here's my fosters. Hetty Fenwick and Laurel Cavendish.

Laurel is terrifying!

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

@MailOnline You’re a mile wide and an inch deep, usually in someone else’s wife.

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@MrMarkBrennan That IS exciting, can't wait to see it!! 🎬🎬🎬

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@5tevieM Penge is one of my favourites

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@absoluteradio
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@RichieFirth

In 2021 I left my flat to move to a house and I didn't tell my family until a month after I had moved in.
It took me walking up and down the stairs three times on a zoom call for them all to cotton on.

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@5tevieM

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I've got ten minutes to down this before I head off for a massage.
And, thanks to @EdGambleComedy , all I can think is "I'm going to give that masseuse lots of compliments today"

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@gordonhudsonnu @MitchBenn As far as I'm aware, Brand hasn't sinned against Bear Grills