David

I like people being happy

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

Republicans: I need a concealed carry permit to protect my family!

Also Republicans: If an unmarked car with random men in civilian clothes and masks tries running you off the road, just comply!

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

They genuinely do not say this kind of stuff about Republicans it’d be funny if it wasn’t a detriment to the country

[Wayne @IllCastAShad0w]

@tuvati “How do you plead?”
“No bitches, your honor”

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Pretty revealing that what galvanized “centrist” Dems was losing to a couple DSA candidates not for example, losing to a bunch of corrupt fascists who want to end Democracy.

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[David @Holt578]

This shit gonna be in a paradox game

[Clash Report @clashreport]

New details of a 14-point draft Iran–US memorandum:

Immediate and permanent ceasefire on all fronts, including Lebanon.

US commitment not to interfere in Iran’s internal affairs and to respect Iran’s sovereignty.

Full lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days.

US commitment to withdraw its forces from areas surrounding Iran.

Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under Iranian arrangements.

Suspension of sanctions on Iranian oil, petrochemicals, and related exports, with full access to the resulting revenues.

US and its allies to provide reconstruction plans for Iran worth at least $300 billion.

A 60-day negotiation period to reach a final agreement on nuclear issues and the complete removal of US primary and secondary sanctions, as well as related UN Security Council and IAEA measures.

Iran reaffirms its NPT commitment not to develop nuclear weapons.

During negotiations, the US will not deploy additional forces to the region or impose new sanctions.

Release of $24 billion in frozen Iranian assets during the 60-day negotiation period, with half made available before talks begin.

Establishment of a monitoring mechanism to oversee implementation of the agreement.

The final agreement will be endorsed by a UN Security Council resolution.

Final negotiations will begin only after the release of half of Iran’s frozen assets, suspension of oil sanctions, and lifting of the naval blockade.

The final deal will focus solely on uranium enrichment, enriched material, sanctions relief, and Iran’s economic reconstruction.

Iran’s missile program and support for resistance groups are excluded from the agenda.

Source: Mehr

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Elon is very clearly boosting anti Zohran posts rn

[𝐀𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐲 @AnthonyHotBread]

@nypost Have you ever purchased anything from a cannabis shop?

MAMDANI: *giggles* I have

CUOMO: No.

SLIWA:

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

It’s wild how people can effortlessly understand the righteousness of everybody from Robin Hood to Andor and then in real life simp for the Sheriff of Nottingham and the Death Star

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[Mason Pew @kavaslug]

@DuckBurger4 Medieval peasant reading headline: "how did I learn how to read this"

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

Zohran: New York should be affordable for everyone

Cuomo: A single mother is homeless because your rent is too low

Eric Adams: Deep down, I think I must be little bit Dominican

[Brad @Brad__22]

He is far and away the cattiest, queeniest president ever. He loves musical theater and interior design. He openly denigrates weight lifting specifically and non-golf exercise generally as dumb, meathead behavior. He's been talking ad nauseum about building a ballroom lately.

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

@VivekGRamaswamy Is it? 😂

["Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux]

One thing that white nationalists all seem to share is an absolutely astoundingly terrible grasp of history, unable to imagine the - again, quite obvious - fact that people in the past defined racial & ethnic boundaries differently than we do and that those boundaries were fluid.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The president just blocked the exposure of a pedophile ring bc he was a part of it

[Sami Gold 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @souljagoyteller]

This would be funny if the President wasn’t elected on what is easily the least sensical economic plan ever devised

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

Fixed it for you, @nytimes

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

The Nakba never happened but also it’s good we did it and we are gonna do it even more