Greg Holtmeyer

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

Way to go butternut!

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

You know you've been catching a lot of good crappie when your wife asks if you are going to keep that little one, and it is 10.5 inches

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

I smoked pork chops today, and my wife quoted my son... "these are drier than a mummy's d#$k!"

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

"I'm so unlucky, it could be raining pu$$ies, and I'd get hit in the head with a dick." Danny U.

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

@MBaylard Dave doing his solo

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

My yearly post, to make Hannah and Spencer's day

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

My daughter made kale chips, I dropped one and the dog wouldn't eat it. Dogs are pretty smart.

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

My kids are trying to give me a hard time for buying #battlevision sunglasses, but it doesn't work. I think they look good and are polarized for fishing. I am not a brand bitch

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

@theshyRONNIE It's called, BFRO.

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

I am guessing Trump reversed global warming, it snowed multiple times in November in Missouri this year.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I don’t know what’s gonna happen tomorrow but I can tell you one thing is for sure- if the GOP loses tomorrow you won’t see cry-ins, safe spaces, or freaks outside screaming at the sky. We will get up and go to work on Wednesday just like we always do. #RedWave

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

@MKozemski But it is all BS

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

Your wallet has more in it. You don't look like a tool

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

Michael (aka butternut) Klemm

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

@aaronpiontek I think the roman noodles are spot on. His hair is the color of Melissa's

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

WTF???? First earrings, now gold hair!!! Do I need say it? Better not bring home a boyfriend!!!!

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

I love following tractor trailers on the interstate. It just adds to the fun of going in to work

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

Mizzou went in for half time, and the referees were reminded that they forgot to call fouls on Tilman

[Greg Holtmeyer @HoltmeyerGreg]

I thought I had a son, not a daughter!!!