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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

That young illiterate boy wey money miss road enter him hand, is a very stupid boy.

He went to marry a girl that is older than he is, and more educated and enlightened than he is.

We will be here to witness what he has done to himself.

Foolish boy.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

If I am a rich man, I'll only continue to enjoy women & be kind to them, but I will not marry another wife.

Except I have a bad wife.

And I'll not have any kids outside of my marriage.

Except I do not have kids.

Polygamy is disastrous mostly when the man is dead.

He mostly leaves behind hatred, envy, entitlement, and a dysfunctional family.

AJD.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

The first priority a woman must have before she becomes a wife & mother, is to make sure that the man is not a criminal.

The first priority a man must have before he decides to be a husband & father, is to make sure that the woman understands & values legit ways living.

End.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Life is cheaper for men when they’re single.

Life is cheaper for women when they’re in relationships.

Life becomes significantly more expensive for men when they’re married.

Remember that, gentlemen.

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

Massive crowd at Big Brother Naija audition...

People weh them go choose still dey London.... USA and Ikoyi dey chill while these ones are here stressing themselves.

🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[Praise George @praisegeorge]

When a woman has found your replacement, then she starts to disrespect you.
Disrespect is a woman telling you that the relationship is over.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

When it comes romantic affairs between men and women.

Women have short memories over the things that make them happy.

And long memories over the things that make them angry.

If you like, give her your kidney.

If that kidney stops functioning, she'll ask for the second kidney.

If you refuse....

"What have you ever done for me?"

End.

[Azlannnn @Shaibu_AO]

After my younger sister got married before me, she stopped calling me "Sister." She started calling me by my first name. At our first family meeting after her wedding, I drove my car. She drove her husband's.

After my elder brothers spoke, I was about to say something when my mother cut me off:
"Let the married woman speak first." She meant my younger sister.

I quietly stood up and walked to my car. My mother looked at me and added,
"You're not the only one with a car anymore. Swallow your pride and ask your sister how she got a man."
That was the last time I went to the family house.

Months later, I met my amazing husband. We got married. We both agreed not to have children immediately, I'm 27. He's 29. We just wanted to enjoy each other for a while. We were both okay with our decision and didn't owe anyone an explanation.

A year later we attended my younger sister's third child's birthday. She handed her baby to my husband. He smiled awkw@rdly—he loves kids, but he's scared of carrying them. They're too fragile and he fears he might drop them. He passed the child to me gently and quickly.

Next thing my sister made a comment along the lines of, "This one your husband is running away from my baby, why won't babies run away from your home."
She said it jokingly in our language, my husband didn't understand but he saw the look on my face and instead of my mother to reprimand or correct her, she laughed. I calmly returned her baby, turned to my husband, and said, "Let's go." He nodded. No questions asked.

Later, my mother called to say I was petty. That it was just a joke. My brothers called too-asking if I was jealous of my younger sister. But the one person who made the comment? She never called. Not even once.

Fast forward to today. She's pregnant again—baby number four. She and her husband want to travel for a vacation and rest before the baby comes. They need someone they trust to help watch the kids for a few days. Guess who she called?

I told her, "Oh, l'd love to help, but my husband and I are avoiding kids for now, we love our peace and quiet and you understand how important rest is for couples, right?" Now my mother and brothers are calling me w!ck£d and petty. Telling me I should apologize.

But NO!

Some lessons must be loud. And some boundaries are not revenge-they're recovery.

Source: Ajebowriter

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

1. No woman is talking to only one man.

2. Women are sexually more attracted to nonchalant men than intentional men because women are drawn to men who don't give them more than what they deserve.

3. A woman will try to change you into the man she wants. If you allow her, she'll later cheat on you with a guy of who you once were.

4. What women say and what they do are two different things. The more reason you shouldn't listen to what she says. Watch her actions!

5. For a relationship to work, a woman must love you more than you love her.

6. The reason women are more drawn to bad boys than nice guys is the nonchalant attitude often displayed by the bad boys. In a world where most men worship women, women are sexually more drawn to the few exceptions who don't see them in the same light most men see them.

7. With women, more is less while less is more.

8. She'll tell you to open up to her and tell her your problems but what she failed to tell you is she's the court of law. At the end of the day, whatever you tell a woman will be used against you tomorrow.

9. A woman will forgive you for cheating on her, being violent towards her or killing her loved ones but one thing she'll never forgive you for is being a weak man.

10. A woman you didn't meet a virgin is liable for Okafor's law. A man who once fucked her in the past has more than a 90% chance of sleeping with her tomorrow if he wants to and her being married won't change that.

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

When a couple breaks up... the guy thinks he'll never meet someone like her again..and then he meets someone far better.

The girl thinks she'll find someone better than him.. but never does. 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Question: Did you cheat with Chike or not while being married to Frank?

Answer: Frank was cheating with several women, I bought him range rover, he beat me, he made me cry, he asked me to abort, I was a faithful wife, I am an adult, I can live how I want. Yen yen yen yen.

End.

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

No man leaves a woman because she lacks cooking skills.

He leaves when he feels disrespected, unappreciated, and unloved.

Knowing how to cook doesn’t keep a man. That can be learned or outsourced.

Respect, effort, and love. That’s what actually keeps him. 🤏🏼✌🏼

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I have not seen where a man will say:

"If my woman cheats on me, I'll cheat back".

It's always women.

A gender that likes to pride themselves as "pure".

End.

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

As a woman, Never play games with a man who isn't afraid to be alone. He's survived nights without someone to hold him and learned to protect his PEACE. He won't settle for half hearted love or breadcrumbs. He loves by CHOICE, not out of need. If you're not adding to his life, he won't hesitate to SUBTRACT you. Walk away quietly gracefully because he's already WHOLE.🗣️✌🏼

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

When you're in your 30s, and dating a 22 year old girl.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Once you beg another guy to leave your woman alone, it is over for you.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You've been living in the UK, Canada, US, Australia for many years.

Then you say you want to come back to Africa to marry a woman who has never even entered a local flight, & sees indomie and egg as luxury food.

And you think that you've found a wife?

Foolish man.

End.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

1 in 8 men will have prostate cancer in their lifetime and it's the 2nd most common cancer in men.

It can be cured if caught early.

But late stage diagnosis is disaster.

Here are the early signs every man must watch out for:

🧵

[Dutchess🌹💞 @Dutchess699031]

Alot of single beautiful women in their late 30s are single because they thought their beauty was everything..they refused to accept that beauty wasn't the height of being a woman... Now they're single with no Husband or families and that's why majority of them are online attacking marriages

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The person you want, may not want you and that is okay. It could be for relationship, sex, or business. You can't hit all your targets. Learn to accept rejection and move on from them.

Dragging someone publicly for rejecting you is a very pitiful behaviour.