Jay Holweger

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Collect unique codes on specially marked @drink_doc caps & complete tasks so you can gear up like a pro! https://t.co/J7y3SBIN7F

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

@ESPNFantasy opening week and your app and website go down! Do you have tony romo running your servers

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

#graintruckracing #cratenation https://t.co/E4UNZ1Xh95

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Is it a sign your getting old when you're happy about new house hold appliances😳

[MnDOT District 4 @mndotwcentral]

@Holweger23 It will be fixed by the end of the day if it isn't already.

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

@mndotwcentral can you please fix your sign? McDonald's even showed you how to spell it! @WahpetonND #strugglebus

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Stand on the gas, don't bust your ass

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Fell in love with a stripper

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Had a good dive today in the pool!! The world is so much different from under the water looking up

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Straight nasty beats

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

If it ain’t broke, you can bet that I’m gonna break it

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

I eat my dinner in the bathtub then I go to sex clubs

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Oh no it's a guy on a buffalo

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

#igettolistentoonedirection yay! Not

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman.Maybe he wont find out what I know: u were the last good thing about this part of town.

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

I'm so much cooler online

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

With her legs in the air she can walk on the ceiling

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

Fell on my ass at work today! Feel like I got hit by a truck 😫

[Jay Holweger @Holweger23]

You all may ask how bad ass I really am.... Well just letting all you non-believers know I drink milk straight out of a gallon jug!