Alan Curtis

Im Broke

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@BiasedSlightly when you realize your team might start 0-5

[Bdot @Bdoturbanus3]

The face of a man who has to watch every Mavs game to completion no matter what

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Officials with the National Weather Service have confirmed the nation’s first EF-5 tornado in over a decade.

📌#Enderlin | #NorthDakota

Officials with the National Weather Service have confirmed the nation’s first EF-5 tornado in more than a decade. After 4,414 days, the NWS has officially upgraded the June 20, 2025, Enderlin, North Dakota tornado to an extremely powerful EF-5, the highest classification on the Enhanced Fujita Scale, with estimated wind speeds exceeding 200+ mph. And resulting in three lives. This marks the first EF-5 tornado since the catastrophic Moore, Oklahoma storm on May 20, 2013, which was more than a mile wide and claimed 24 lives The announcement has stunned meteorologists nationwide, with experts calling the Enderlin tornado one of the strongest ever recorded across the Northern Plains.

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@Mappy6984 Good for him

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@AdrianReyn79551 English is hard

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@J_torres1212 @ZGali41 @rfngljaspe @ShamsCharania No we haven’t

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@spicyliltoaster You got this!

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@DezBryant but how was the bbq bro?

I work the 4am pit shift. But my brother called me and said you were there

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@Trailblaze2top come get some bbq from Roy hutchins bbq

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@WWERomanReigns You need ROY Hutchins BBQ when you come to Dallas

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@WWERollins you need ROY Hutchins BBQ when you come to Dallas

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@WWEUsos y’all need ROY Hutchins BBQ when yall come to Dallas

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@So___Lowkey Doubt it. Coach Paul is a really good dude.

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@bleu_cicero @growing_daniel Yeah but it definitely goes both ways. Noones interested in the truth. They’re interested in being right.

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@IconicChriss

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@elonmusk This app is full of child porn. Get rid of it

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@MSantos38457 @YUKIGMO Kill them all. Idk how tf this ended up on my timeline

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@ArrozYUnGandul She didn’t request to be removed because he’s racist. Go read her post

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@elonmusk @xai How bout using your resources to get ALL THE CHILD PORN off this app and then tracking where it’s coming from.

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@CharlieK_news TF?! YES

[Alan Curtis @HolyBearded_One]

@FanJDVance TF ??? YES