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@thewrongbull @mattvanswol @kathie_foss This is a fake image

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@Call_Me_Real Jesus 343 shills are dumb.

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@HubPointless I live in the potential range and I shit you not; they're being treated like mini-crypids.

Everyone knows someone who swears they saw an armadillo but no one has actually seen one

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@TheConnorDawn They want 343 lore erased because it sucked and was fan fiction from people who weren't even fans of Halo

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@HubPointless Sometimes some random thing will hit me like a truck and remind me of how old I am. This is one of them.

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@SarahHuckabee You're a coward for not portraying what were *actually* paying for.

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@TaroWheel @sneako Muslims literally keep little boys to fuck. You don't want to play that game.

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@owenbroadcast Basic human psychology. We need to feel like we're part of something to have loyalty

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@lastchalice >Campaign
>Narrative

What? I mean, the game technically *had* them. But they were terrible

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@B1TuckerCarlson @WhiteyPowers83 I thought this was a racist conspiracy theory

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@MAXHALO369 No, they made the only actually good ones, and then ended it.

Anything else is fanfiction slop by idiots. Rebooting is the only logical step.

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@JAGtheJager The game sucked though.

The story sucked even worse

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@xboxer214 Infinite has decent gameplay but an absolutely atrocious plot and terrible characters.

Random Mexican man and Temu Cortana. Chief also sucks and talks too much.

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@Garbear0II9 Shit is straight ass

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@HubPointless Having a rapper use their stupid stage name ruins a movie. It doesn't matter how good it is otherwise. I cannot take it seriously, because they obviously can't

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@frogarchist It needs a team of sweaty fascist white guys and Asians. Anything less won't work

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@ShitpostRock Counterpoint:

They sucked and we learned how to do it better

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@found_it_funny Basic Army Infant unit on the weekend (+ barracks rat)

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@75_maxie @QuetzalPhoenix Drone warfare is not based.