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On this day in 1892, Lizzie Borden closed the deal on a fancy new house

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@ShaneCarrow @roryisconfused An aging clown with comedy ideas straight out of vaudeville and the Borscht Belt, no less

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@demianbulwa Dude's a freak

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@criesce @ginfantasy Have you met our manager?

He sounds like a tree

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@WokeWalterWhite @JerryTurin @ettingermentum He's Icarus, soaring into the sun! Fly, cornfed, fly

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@JerryTurin @ettingermentum Defused it and tossed it in the deep ocean, where it is now the plaything of hitherto undiscovered sea creatures. Totally defused

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@klolita7 @ScottAdamsSays @nycsouthpaw He used hYpNoSiS to thwart his hunters

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@janetacarr I have a lot of work to do.

Sincerely,
Joe Stalin

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@esjesjesj She looks like Patricia Clarkson on heroin

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@acnewsitics It shows what the conservative movement thinks of him. He's not a person entitled to his own thoughts, however inane. No... he's a useful idiot and they're willing to piss all over him if he fails to toe the line

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@emmma_camp_ His own family was a trainwreck

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@theliamnissan I've never devoted any significant amount of time to speculating on a politician's head game. I'm grateful there are heroes like Joe E. Marinararara to do it for me

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@RonFilipkowski Potential border crossers see JV Dance standing there and are instantly bored to death

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@Acyn Yet she doesn't know that you have to check the box to request a jury trial

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@GovMikeHuckabee Why did your son get fired from the Boy Scouts, Papa Weirdo? Something about a dog?

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@StreetlightConf Pump and dump bullshit

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@joshpainter @timurkuran Attaboy. Own your weirdness.

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@Acyn Donald They Trump

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@historyrock_ Looking good!

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@AndyTrading89 @ettingermentum What's the normal mourning period when a politician gets his ear nicked and is well enough for a round of golf the next morning?