HolyNolie

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[HolyNolie @HolyNolie]

I think we can all agree that #FAANG is outdated.

Say hello to FAATMAN:

Facebook $FB
Apple $AAPL
Alphabet $GOOGL
Tesla $TSLA
Microsoft $MSFT
Amazon $AMZN
Nvidia $NVDA

[Market Rebellion @MarketRebels]

When does $TSLA get to take Netflix's spot in FAANG?

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@DrunkenOverlord @existential_joe I second this. You good??

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@jllnjyc 🙃

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@elonmusk @teslaownersSV @davelee Is this not ALARMING to you???

At the very least, this indicates that your polls (and the ones you comment on) are not unbiased. If you are going to make big decisions based on Twitter polls, how are you going to minimize this bias?

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@bradleyland @GuyDealership @davidtayar5 That's fair. I'm not trying to imply that the data from CarGurus is incorrect. I'm suggesting that if we look at the same data over the last ~7 months, the rise/decline in used Tesla prices would look very different compared to just the last 30/90 days.

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@existential_joe Hell yeah

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@RealJoseph123 @MKBHD And he still managed to misspell the edit lol

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@jllnjyc @Caden3123 How..... how did you know?

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@existential_joe @Tesla I'm voting for all the California ones. Suck it.

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[Hal the Hot Dog Guy @AsHotDog]

I knew exactly who he was about to hug when I saw his face 😢

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@existential_joe Tell me if you go. I want to be there to kick your ass.

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@maxhoma23 Max, I have a reservation at Bottega next weekend. What should I order???

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Yo @elonmusk, did you know that @Chevron is openly paying to promote articles about you? They must really like you or something! 🤔 $TSLA

@SawyerMerritt @wholemars @garyblack00 @squawksquare

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla

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"Happiness is a terrific symptom, but it's a terrible goal." - @mikeroweworks

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@existential_joe I never realized how hard it would be to figure out what makes me happy.

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@mray41 Thanks Mark. This is the type of reassurance I was hoping for.

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1/ I went to the driving range today, and I think I ruined someone's day. I saw an empty stall with a bunch of golf balls left and no bag in sight. So naturally, I dumped my bucket there and took the extra balls. After a few minutes, a guy sat on the bench behind me with a...

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3/ Anyways. If you are out there fellow golf bro. I'm sorry I stole your balls. I didn't even hit them well. It was a total waste. They probably would have been better off with you.

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2/ single club in his hand. He didn't say a word. But he sat there and watched me swing for like 10 minutes. He eventually walked away while looking back at me periodically. That's when I realized I stole his balls. But it was too late to apologize...