🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃

SJW sasquatch who rambles about geek culture & porn. Absolutely bloody savage. Panromantic demisexual, he/him, antifa, leftist. Avatar art by @batbandage

[🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @HolyNosebleed]

If you donate $20 I will review any film of your choice, regardless of genre (including adult films). This message is replacing my old one because there are many idiots who never actually bothered to read the Ko-fi page itself. Sad, I know. https://t.co/eEFjjZxTzY

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@ChrystalWRox @SonicFront70231 @TheBackseaterYT @AGramuglia I can't believe this nerd said something so stupid that I dragged myself back over here to post again. I am so ashamed of myself.

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@SonicFront70231 @ChrystalWRox @TheBackseaterYT @AGramuglia George Lucas broke canon all the fuckin' time. Up the shut fuck, should you.

[Umbrella @UmbrellaEnt]

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[🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @HolyNosebleed]

I am seriously telling you all right now that if you want to keep up with me, find me over there. I'm not closing this account immediately but I am focusing my attention over there now. This place doesn't deserve me and it certainly doesn't deserve you. Later.

[Maria Wolf 🐺 🇲🇽🇺🇸 (commissions closed) @thewolfmaria]

Happy #WerewolfWednesday!!!

Important once again that no matter who wins this election, the war is still not over. "eat the facist" "punch a nazi" and "never tolerate racism"

Never stand behind a false idol who believes in these views and bestows fear. Stand together and fight

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[PattyNest @PattyNest]

Wild how children are smarter than adults

[🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @HolyNosebleed]

@NickJFuentes Shut the fuck up, twink.

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@AnthonyTheOdd @emkenobi "Us"

Nah, you. You make your own choices and are accountable for them. No amount of whingeing about it is gonna change that. You want to lump yourself with rapists, incels, chuds, and racists? That's your choice. Own it and quit crying like anyone cares, asshole.

[🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @HolyNosebleed]

@NoorVeeOfficial Sadly topical in today's world.

[🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @HolyNosebleed]

I am not panicking, because the votes are long from all counted, but I will say this: if you voted for Trump or a third party, do not talk to me and consider unfollowing me. Because the prospect of a second Trump term in office is a threat to too many people I care about.

[🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @HolyNosebleed]

I will not give up. I will continue to fight. I will spit in the face of fascism. I hope you will too. Stay strong.

[🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @HolyNosebleed]

@tonygoldmark Sadly true.

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@NoorVeeOfficial Of course. He idolizes dictators and despots. He desires what they have.

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@NoorVeeOfficial Those fears are warranted. Too many people acted like this election didn't matter because they themselves wouldn't suffer from it. If he does win this, it's due to their selfish indifference. People in Ukraine, Gaza, and here will all suffer. Many will die. And that's on them.

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@NoorVeeOfficial I think the problem is how many people weren't worried. The people who said "he'll never do what he said" or "it doesn't matter who I vote for" certainly weren't worried. All I have is worry and hope that this can and will turn around.

[🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃 @HolyNosebleed]

@krist30505 @Wormshole @GwenLovesMovies The only weak delusional people are the ones who voted for an orange pedophile over a capable woman. I wish you nothing but suffering and misfortune, Krist. Have a terrible life.

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@DodgersOhtani17 I hope your uterus falls out, Ashley.

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If you #VotedforTrump then you're either a fucking idiot, a racist, a rape apologist, a fascist, or all of the above.