Holy Rollers Bowling

Moses (@melons_mind), Samson (@localgangmember), Cain (@kgessler23), and Abel (@TheOriginalEoj). The best 9 pin bowling team you've never heard of.

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We will be bowling in a Thursday night 9 pin league at Merribowl starting March 12th at 630pm. $8.95/week. GET A TEAM.

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We have never lost a league match.

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BREAKING NEWS: The league folds. Making us your 2014 Merribowl Miller Lite Bad Bowlers Club Champions with an undefeated record.

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They see us rollin', they hatin'. God looks down on our post-game masturbation.

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Tonight is the night. You can still join our league. 7pm at Merribowl in Livonia.

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PLEASE JOIN OUR LEAGUE. ASK FOR DETAILS.

[J. Ricketts @RickNasty4]

I'm happy for @HolyRollersBowl ! Just the start they needed. #makeTshirtsandsellmeone

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@RickNasty4 have team shirts! will post a team pic next week. perhaps put them on the market for fans if our league doesn't fold :-/

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@Billy_HoyleUSA7 please keep in mind that it's a 9 pin league hahaha and yes only one other...get a team!!

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GAME THREE SCORES:

276 - Samson
195 - Cain
190 - Moses
113 - Abel

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And The Lord said, "Sweep, my sons; clean them of their sins." #undefeated #firstplace

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HOLY ROLLERS TAKE GAME THREE 774-593. SWEEP THE THREE GAME SERIES AND WIN TOTAL PINS 2,111-1,733.

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SECOND GAME SCORES:

233 - Samson
152 - Cain
128 - Abel
121 - Moses

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HOLY ROLLERS TAKE GAME TWO 634-563

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FIRST GAME SCORES:

255 - Samson
156 - Cain
147 - Abel
145 - Moses

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Samson wins the first game $8 mystery!

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HOLY ROLLERS TAKE GAME ONE 703-577

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Abel has really been able to strike tonight, folks..!

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What's another word for a "no-tap turkey"? You guessed it, "Cain".

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Samson with the Holy Rollers' first turkey of the season. We are thankful.