Michael Xie

Former President of North Park Collegiate Students' Council/ Ambassador for the Chinese International Village 2015

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

Happy Birthday @hattietaylorr !!! You are a true princess and a huge 🐝 but I still luv ya! #bestfriendforever

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

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[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

@NoelleAdams22

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

When I want some more variety in my life I just sleep with my head on the other end of the bed. #radical

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

When so many people ignore your texts at the same time that you start to think that your own phone is broken.

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

10 minutes into "Twitches and chill?" and she gives you one of these looks

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

"Vegan Cooking for One" - probably the most depressing book ever written

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

me to girls*
"I'm not trying to say I'm good at cross country, buttttt... I did place 133 out of 267 senior boys"

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

This video was so awful it gave me cancer... https://t.co/GBwfOiTEKt

[Sam @SamLadds]

https://t.co/rYfA2D413W
Why....

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

#whipped #grammer #shame 🍑 https://t.co/31F0Fbymvt

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

Someone stole one of my dad's potted plants and he's so mad that now he wants to write a strongly worded note to the thief #fearthexie

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

Sometimes I wish that my bed was just a hole in the floor filled with dozens of pillows and blankets

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

The only thing I'm not good at is making a list of things I'm not good at

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

I have nightmares about that one happy wheels level I can't beat

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

The spaceship 2000 at the Paris fair made me sick to my stomach for hours #neveragain

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

Avril Levigne and Chad Kroeger are getting a separation!!! 😱Apparently true love really can die.

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

When you are so tired that you try to open your front door at home by pressing the button on the car key

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

Hi my name is Michael wanna bang #drunktweet

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

You know your childhood is over when you start forgetting the names of all the Pokemon #pokeballislife #myboycharizard

[Michael Xie @HolyXie15]

An IPhone that dies at 13% is just like a drunk friend who says they aren't going to throw up in your bathroom, and then they do. #notrust