"Sorry for staying away for so long. Let me mark my return in the most wrong way possible.
Where can I find a Brazilian to call monkey while he melts my brain in bed?"
bragging about being blocked for harassing someone is like flexing a restraining order. it's gotta be one of the weirdest (and by extension funniest) behaviors i see on this platform.
"women fear me, fish fear me, the world is woefully against me" type of vibes, y'know?
"It has been 2 week since I last had something hot inside of me.
Could you be a gentleman and fill me like there is no tomorrow?
You don't even need to wear protection. You can come in raw."