Holly Holbrook

"Pretzels need to be salted" #edog

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This is why I don’t date.

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Went from being in a relationship to single all in the same day

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@TheMormonNews Mine won’t work

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@dmarie_829 @LittleLauren @TheMormonNews Mine isn’t working

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

P.T. Barnum was frustrated with how long people would linger in his museum's exhibits, so he posted signs that said "This Way to the Egress."

Most of his visitors would follow them not knowing that 'Egress' meant 'Exit' and they couldn't re-enter without paying again.

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Our sleep cycle is regulated by a protein called PER and, if you follow a diligent sleep routine, your body learns when your alarm goes off.

Levels of this protein begin to rise about an hour before the alarm sounds, often causing us to wake up right before our alarms go off.

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When the 1985 movie "Clue" was released in theaters, the theaters were given 1 of 3 different endings.

In keeping with the nature of the board game, the movie could have ended differently depending on where you saw it.

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Dwight's cousin Mose in "The Office" was played by Michael Schur, who was actually a producer of the show.

Schur was also a creator of Parks and Recreation, The Good Place, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

[1st person to try jogging]

Peasant: what chasest thou, m’lady?

Jogger: Nothing. I doth run for mine own pleasure.

Peasant: *suddenly holding a torch and pitch fork* WITCH!!!

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They have no idea what’s coming

[Greys Quotes @GreysAnatomyHD]

People who rewatch Greys Anatomy aren’t afraid of commitment.

[poletic kate @poetickate]

utah: zero fatalities, a goal we can all live with

us: could we maybe get some light reflectors on the roads, pls

utah, louder: zero fatalities, a goal we can all live with

us: oh, trust us, we are big fans of not dying. but... light reflectors?

utah: ZERO FATALITIES

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Need a job ASAP

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Some friendships I just don’t understand

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@sleepyeyednikki Haha truth! But basically everyone in Auberry has been flipping out over the snow.

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Friends In California: “OH MY GOSH ITS SNOWING LOOK!!!”

Me in Utah: “... wow. Wanna live in it for 7 months?”

[Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios]

“Your life begins now... Aladdin”. Watch this special look at Disney’s #Aladdin, in theaters May 24.