Homard Mystère

Je vais à la salle de sport / Bodyguard de Maeva / Fan de @Hedteur

Reminded of Helena Taylor : 1 567 677

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Say hi if you want to watch Madoka Magica Rebellion with meeeeee

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The only deltarune joke i think kind of ran its course

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#deltarunespoilers

ralsei rancher joke never dies apparently

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Crying over this clip

[jay @wallahibestie]

being gay has been like this for me so far

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@1thicstrawberry Those spiky braces look so good on you where did you get them???

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@AF_Ghost I wish I trained at 1 year old so i could look like the liver king

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I cant

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@GooseworxMusic Its so unfair how goose could literally say pomegranate on twitter and get like 50k likes i also want unhealthy amounts of fame.

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One guy I know claiming natty got outed by his ex-boyfriend for using testosterone and growth hormones. This community sucks.

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If im pomni id be raw dogging Gummigoo every night after the ending and I'd do it in front of Jax's tent.

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@fambramb You dont get it kris got strength from the chocky milk thats why they stops walking like a zombie.
Look at me im a deltarune fan and i dont know basic chocky milk science.

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@gay2bezbar Nan mais ça va pas d'être aussi beau ???!

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@ShitpostRock2 Your profile picture is a cartoon cat

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@aMarvelousLute If im being honest while the sword route is cool chapter 3 is highly frustrating because of this.

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White people cant sing song written by black people what ???????

[Leia :3 bunnydoll yuri @ragyattha]

TADC mild? spoilers
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okay so they actually had a white dude cover "isn't she lovely" instead of the original that's actually insane what 😭

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@anabolicmango In shambles

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THE UNDERTAKER !!!!

[Calxiyn | 🤎💖🤍 @Calxiyn]

EARLY CALXIYN PREDICTION: Similar to how Persona 5 revolved around 'Tricksters', this is going to be characters that either are somehow between living and dead, or characters who WENT to the Underworld and came back. So Orpheus, Odysseus, Izanami, Hercules, Dante, Frankenstein (for in between the living and dead), Ishtar (who is in my Tarot Deck funnily enough), Sudika-mbambi. If you can think of any other ones let me know, I feel like I'm COOKING!

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@ANerdNamedJerry Farting

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I completely understand Gooseworx now the people watching this show are genuinely unbehaved.

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Watching Digital Circus in theaters was the most miserable movie experience I ever had and not because of the movie itself it was fine. But because of all of the kids constantly screaming, gushing, singing and talking pure cringe it was terrible.

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@adamtotscomix Wait arent you supposed to be straight ???

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Ça me fait vraiment rire les profs qui se plaignent du niveau en math des élèves. Comme si ce phénomène de baisse de niveau ne venait pas de quelque part comme je sais pas moi le fait que beaucoup profs expliquent très mal et que les programmes ne sont pas adaptés.

[Yves Combe @CyniqueDeGauche]

Je suis littéralement à deux doigts de mettre un zéro à la copie.

On ne se rend pas compte à quel point c'est dur d'enseigner.