your best friend (She/Him)

18 || 🔞 || pls put your age in your bio, don’t make me get the pool noodle || NSFW, TW, 💀 🕊️|| EVERYTHING IS FICTIONAL.

[your best friend (She/Him) @HomboJombo]

Name: Remi
Age: 18
TW: proshipping, themes that generally disturb, gore, CNC, incest,
DNI: minors, antis, generally shitty people??
I might update this later I don’t know.

[Pup Tamer @Pupswelcome]

It used to be so easy to get off, huh? You could pull up anything, hump your hand like the desperate dog you are, and be done. It gets a little harder every time though, doesn't it? You've got to seek out rougher videos, have to get grosser to feel anything. I'll make you worse.

[your best friend (She/Him) @HomboJombo]

@urfavoritemorty This would be healing

[your best friend (She/Him) @HomboJombo]

@urfavoritemorty I would most certainly fuck with some mortybeth 🙂‍↕️

[mattheo 🔞 R&M S9!! @urfavoritemorty]

i need the "discovering ur partner is a masochist" trope with rickorty except it's rick pissed off w morty over his knee getting spanked and he doesn't realize wats happening until morty is shaking n moaning n pathetically cumming untouched while whining how sorry he is :3

[うに @aaa___kanato]

wip🎶kawaii kaiwai🎶

[mattheo 🔞 R&M S9!! @urfavoritemorty]

morty screaming too loud while rick rapes him and jerry going up to his bedroom to see what's wrong... rick sees him walk in and immediately ridicules morty for getting them caught... says something about how he should have gagged him... probably checking his pockets for (1/3)

[loserboy💙🔞 @l0ser_g1rl_]

William's magical method that alwaysss works to make Michael suddenly want to drop all attitude and do anything his father asks, even when it seems like he won't listen to anyone:

A smile, and "Do it for me, Michael."

[Angelina @decodelily]

"but u have friends"

not a single person would pick me first

[your best friend (She/Him) @HomboJombo]

When you get raped and now have to deal with the tumbling guilt of “do I want it again” and “do I want to skin myself to remove his handprints”
Hhnnnnnnnnnnn please Fucking kill me 😍😝

[ً @a61268232247673]

@crucifiedfujo Why would you feel inspired to get skinny based off of some asshole man's opinions 😭 this shit would make me eat a burger and fart in this man's face

[your best friend (She/Him) @HomboJombo]

I am the fat wife 🙂‍↕️

[CodyCat!!! @codyisacat]

Signing my fat slam pig wife up for the "scared straight" program at the local jail and then getting cucked by one of the out of control teenagers

[CodyCat!!! @codyisacat]

Signing my fat slam pig wife up for the "scared straight" program at the local jail and then getting cucked by one of the out of control teenagers

[Ley @Leyv3y]

When you're on a call and they treat their phone like an extension of you 🥺
"You're coming with me"
"Putting you in my pocket for a sec"
"Sorry I dropped you under the couch"

[hail storm @cautiouscunt]

During work today a man told me to rub my cunt on the toilet naked. I did, and I was feeling so gross and embarrassed, while I was rubbing my coworker called me. I answered the phone naked and it was so humiliating. So if anyone was wondering if edging is ruining my brain… yes

[your best friend (She/Him) @HomboJombo]

Me with my boyfriend and hubby (literally)

[eila ؛ଓ @fairyeila]

i want a toxic codependent relationship where we never have to worry about breaking up because we would kill ourselves without each other

[devout pervert @ithidesinurmind]

Crying into the nook of your work dad’s neck, whining about how no one your age wants you and you’re going to grow up to be all alone. Meanwhile, he’s been slowly and carefully dry humping your thighs and crotch area

[Dracula Toucher (Iris) @lemonicarus]

I WILL DATE YOU VLAD DRACULA

[your best friend (She/Him) @HomboJombo]

There’s this one incel who shows up on my Twitter page and everytime I see his posts I have to shake my head and sigh
Like holy fuck man I thought incels were like
Some kind of satire
Nah man. This dude is for real and I feel… so bad. Get a life my dude.

[devout pervert @ithidesinurmind]

Dadzoning your creepy ass friend in the hopes they’ll back off, but it only backfires and they start calling you their kid and touching you even more as if that’s what they wanted all along