Mr. Prince🐟

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𓋰𓋰۫ ᵣₒₚ ₜú ₘₒ díₜᵢᵤ, ༝
ᵣₒₚ ₜú ₘₒ dₐᵢₙgₑₙ;
@mossswords ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠

𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑓𝑎𝑡𝑒

𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦

𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠

𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

𝑊𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑠.

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

…Stupid mosshead. He’d better appreciate the bloody effort.

. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

ㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ「誕生日クッセおめでとう！ㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤ 良い一年にしやがれ、クソマリモ！」ㅤㅤ

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

The sharp burn caught his tongue, making him grimace. Strong bastard. But beneath the bite was a rich rice flavour, finishing dry and clean. A proper Wano Junmai sake. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Now all that remained was delivering it.

. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

Yeah, well. Today is the day, and since birthdays are important on this ship, 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗮𝗸𝗲.

Get a bite before Luffy does. I’m not making another one because that idiot ate it.

.̶ .̶ .̶ 𝐻̶𝑎̶𝑝̶𝑝̶𝑦̶ 𝐵̶𝑖̶𝑟̶𝑡̶ℎ̶𝑑̶𝑎̶𝑦̶ 𝑀̶𝑎̶𝑟̶𝑖̶𝑚̶𝑜̶🎈

[Flamygibi @flame1827]

Happy birthday ZORO! 11/11 💚

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

Plenty overdramatic today, huh? 😒

Did you eat the whiny-whiny fruit or something?

[╰┈➤ ᑌ⟆〇ᖘᖘ !! @SNIPERRUSOPPU]

Sanjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

What the hell happened here, huh? Wanna stay in the kitchen that badly?

Geez, man up. No one’s hurting you. I just kicked you out.

[╰┈➤ ᑌ⟆〇ᖘᖘ !! @SNIPERRUSOPPU]

I promise I won’t mention them anymore please Sanji please !! I’ll even start killing bugs for you instead of releasing them !!

( Wrapping his arms around him ) Pleaaaaaase Sanjiiiii Sanjiiiiii *☹️☹️

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

🙄 🙄 🙄

[╰┈➤ ᑌ⟆〇ᖘᖘ !! @SNIPERRUSOPPU]

Sanji hates me and wants me gone and he wants me to die and and and and and- *😭😭😭😭

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

No puppy eyes.

I ain’t buying it.

Out.

[╰┈➤ ᑌ⟆〇ᖘᖘ !! @SNIPERRUSOPPU]

( Looking at him with the saddest most heartbroken face ) Sanji. . . *☹️

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN AND TAKE YOUR DISGUSTING COCKROACH THEORIES WITH YOU!!

GIVING YOU ONE MORE POINT FOR BEING ANNOYING!! GET OUT!!!

[╰┈➤ ᑌ⟆〇ᖘᖘ !! @SNIPERRUSOPPU]

Now cockroaches are only gross if they like walk on your foot when you’re in the toilet at night , if I like see them the way they move is really funny !!

[Mr. Prince🐟 @HomeCooked3You]

See. Very gross.

[╰┈➤ ᑌ⟆〇ᖘᖘ !! @SNIPERRUSOPPU]

Eugh . He’s done that before *💢💢