Halbyn ap Mordred 🐊

Gator Loki Stan. Personal account. Proud descendant of the Knight of Rebellion.

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

🚨 ALERT - You have betrayed Keir Starmer

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

It genuinely amused me that people think replacing Starmer will make things better.

From Boris Johnson's election onwards, we've been shuffling the bollards on the Titanic.

You have to actually change direction if you want to avoid crashing into the iceberg:

- End Net Zero
- Make business viable again
- Get welfare under control
- Fund defence
- Ensure equality under the law
- Arrest criminals and keep them in jail
- Deport illegal immigrants and close the border
- Bring the civil service to heel

Burnham will become as unpopular as Starmer within months since he isn't going to do any of that.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

American patriot @Asmongold read our entire Rape Gang Inquiry report to his millions of subscribers over seven hours.

He has already done more than the entire British media establishment.

An incredible effort.

https://t.co/RKkqx9yY4V

[Halbyn ap Mordred 🐊 @HomeHalb]

@Landeur Frankly this is why his best option is triggering a snap election once he’s in.
Doesn’t fix the issue, but I suspect Labour would hold on to or increase their majority by galvanising ‘me mum and me dad’ voters, so they’d get an extra 2 years out of it.

[Steve Laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Steve_Laws_]

Reform's first by-election result was 1.2%. Restore's after only being 5 months old is five times greater at 6.8%.

This was an incredible result for Restore Britain and everyone knows it.

[Halbyn ap Mordred 🐊 @HomeHalb]

Even if Reform squeeze a win due to Restore standing down and some kind of pact with the Tories, they’d be likely to end up Truss’d and destroy public goodwill towards right-populism.
It’s dire straits for the future of Britain right now.

[Halbyn ap Mordred 🐊 @HomeHalb]

This would be immensely smart politics from Burnham. If he spends more than a few months in office people will realise how utterly shit he is and Labour will be back to square one.
A GE now would galvanise the Gogglebox dipshit vote and potentially cause a real landslide.

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

If I was Burnham, I’d push for a general election asap. Reform are all over the shop. The Tories aren’t ready. The Green sheen is tarnishing.

Labour won’t get a better chance to put the Starmer era behind them. And the less time people have to work Burnham out, the better.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Our inquiry report proves that without doubt there is an undeniable link between religion and the rape gangs.

Islam.

As a country, we need to find the courage to finally say so.

[No Chance @MrNChance]

"The entire Grooming Gang Inquiry (that I haven't read) is JUNK because they used "lines" instead of "boundaries" even though anyone reading it knows exactly what is meant by county lines.

Oh, and for good measure, here's me giggling at a report going over in detail the unthinkable horrors against white children by foreign invaders"

[Jo @junker_jo]

Reminder that when a handful of actresses said they got felt up by Hollywood producers we pretty much shut society down and tanked a multi-billion-dollar industry meanwhile this was met with skepticism and shrugging shoulders

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

To give you an idea of scale, during the Rape of Nanking, Japanese soldiers were estimated to have raped 20 to 80 thousand Chinese women.

This report estimates at least 250 thousand women were victimized by these Muslim rape gangs.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨BREAKING: Hampshire Police will not charge Vickrum Digwa’s brother, despite him being caught on camera agreeing to lie in order to cover up the murder of Henry Nowak

[Halbyn ap Mordred 🐊 @HomeHalb]

FEEL Nigel’s trusty backstabbin’ knife. WEAR the ‘fell for it again’ award.

[Halbyn ap Mordred 🐊 @HomeHalb]

Live footage of every zoomer still on the Reform train.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Whilst the social media ban is well-intentioned, it’s unlikely to work given the mass adoption of VPNs.

It will also mean the introduction of Digital ID via the back door.

The real answer here is handsets for children with limited features.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock.

We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great.

We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really.

We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much.

We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too.

We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable.

We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all.

We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead.

We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job.

You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest.

Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team.

Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know.

Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside?

Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

[The Mercian @TheMercianNews]

🚨BREAKING: A government insider has told the Daily Mail that the government propaganda unit (Research, Information and Communications Unit) had threatened the family Henry Nowak after he was murdered by Vickrum Digwa to maintain pro-multiculturalism messaging.

"RICU made sure that the liaison team dealing with the family were well briefed."

This was obvious considering how every single Labour/Lib Dem MP and liberal media figure came out to parrot the line "why don't you care about the family's wishes, Mr Farage?"

"They are working with the Police Service of Northern Ireland's C3 intelligence unit to identify those posting the online 'calls to protest' in Belfast and other areas, as well as giving strategic messages to the police to ensure that the protesters were portrayed as unsympathetic thugs, rather than activists, and effecting behavioural change."

[senfre @senfre_]

I used to play Xbox 360 late into the morning when I was in school. My parents found out and started turning the router off at night.

Amazingly they didn’t require a parliamentary majority and royal assent.

[Dan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Kingbingo_]

@lowles_nick Don't look back in anger.
Just part and parcel of life in the big city.
Backlash against peaceful Englishmen will not be tolerated.
Its important to remember the socio economic factors.
Clearly an isolated incident.
Just accept that this sort of thing happens from time to time.