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@theskibeagle @brian_harkin @MicaRedress Keep my name out of your fu(ken mouth

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@squinteratn Hmmm... I wonder can we use science to estimate an answer to the question

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#RIP Yulia #UkraineRussianWar

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@thom00105302 @Telegraph If only there had been an inquiry into the events of the day to prove nothing of what you're inventing happened.

We could get Lord Saville to head it up - we could even call it the Saville Inquiry.

Keep up dum dum

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@thom00105302 @Telegraph It is uncomfortable to think that a pack of trained soldiers could run amok taking pot shots at innocent civilians. Understandable that you want to dream up a different scenario but I have a feeling inventing pretend realities is nothing new to buffoons like your good self.

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@PaddyDiver4 @AntonSavageShow Hey! - tell your texters to sort it out themselves if it's bothering them -
Shag all to do with us. Government bodies don't do accountability or are they so dumb they think we should?

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@patclafferty19 @davidmcw He's not wrong - why do you think we ran for the hills? - it is more than enough to damage our Cuban cigar fund and gilt-edged pensions. Sod that!