Homeboy

I’m just the runt of the litter of feral cats born under a trailer in The Lowcountry.

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

This other cat is boring. I️ spend a lot of time entertaining myself, at his expense. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

So, the big cat eats my food, the other cat hates me, but the humans seem to be #TeamRosa

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

#Facts https://t.co/bHw5KQMGdi

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

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[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

Well, after days of deliberations, the humans have decided on Rosa. Problem is, most of them pronounce it with a strong Spanish accent. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

I feel like today is the day. The humans will give me a girl name today. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

Same. 😈 https://t.co/hdoP3hlTHx

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

I can't date you if you're not an Orca...

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

I hate headphones. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

Name update: I’m afraid I’ll be called Homeboy forever. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

@btowncounselor I agree. He keeps calling me Homeboy though. I heard him mention a possible name change, hoping for something classy.

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

So, I got some life changing news today. I went to this place called the vet and found out I’m actually a female. Fox still calls me Homeboy

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

Meow.

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

Had my first Twinkie today! Fox was right, they are proof that God loves us. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

The humans call today “football Sunday.” All they do is lay around and yell at the TV. I make things more difficult. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

To make things worse, I’m not sure I trust these other cats. 👀

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

So, this whole “Soccer Saturday” thing? I didn’t even get to go. Then, the humans went fishing without me. I miss my ISS trailer. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

Meow.

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

This guy is trying to read? Hilarious. 😈

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

@btowncounselor Hey, aren’t you the lady that saved me? Thanks for that. 😈❤️

[Homeboy @Homeboy843]

Today I learned that I can fit under the refrigerator, Fox isn’t nearly as excited about this as I am. 😈