Homegrown Humor

Fresh and frequently humorous perspective on everyday miracles and mishaps in home, garden and family life.

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@jengerson, how do I request OK to use an image from an article you've written?

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Firefly flitting about the house like a tiny glowstick. Our own personal Tinkerbell.

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Procrastination has a purpose. I just haven't found it yet. Maybe tomorrow?

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Oh, the seductive start-up whir as I conjure my secret online world. Breathless, waiting.

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ATM error. Requested $60, got $600. Screen shows $60. #truestory #whatwouldyoudo

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Some of us did! Egg Health Info: What You Don't Know http://t.co/nYitR3GJ2p via @HealthyLiving

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I feel rejected when my Venus Fly Trap won't close on my perfectly good fly. #trueconfessions

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Carved walking sticks you store on the front porch buzzing? Think carpenter bees.

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Hissing birdhouses may contain a cornered opossum.

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For the Tooth Fairy: "I lost my tooth when my brother tackled me in the grass by the pink flowers. Do I still get any money?"

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Our tooth fairy requires a written note accompany the submitted tooth. Many great keepers. "Dear Tooty Fairy..."

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The best time for a family portrait is the day before your son comes home with a Mohawk.

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Cranking the Phillip Glass to inspire me to move and clean my castle. #koyaanisqatsi

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Among many wishes for a happy first day of summer, I wish you a fulfilling first day of the rest of your life. #everyminutecounts

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What will you do for someone else today?

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@homedepot When hubby fondles steel pipe, don't ask if he has the equipment needed to cut it. #maleego #ohthatlook

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Ant scuttling across the rings of an oak stump. Time travel?

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Text recd from housesitter during vacation: Jackson ate the toe out of a sock but pooped it out so I think we're fine.

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Text recd on vacation from housesitter: How many chickens did you have?

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Wee house wren nestled in my garden, you brought me hours of warbling delight.